A WUM's Dream

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Dan, cracking effort

'I will visit again but would phone in advance to check that Paolo is not working'

 

https://m.facebook.com/paolo.martone.395?fref=ts

Check his newest status on show

He's a f**ing walloper.

Edit: check all his statuses. Pyoor mong.

 

Look at the size of his bird's head compared to her wee body, she must be Frank Sidebottom's love child.

 

My review was a cracker and far more subtle than some of the others published

 

His family must hate him. They clearly have a great restaurant, nobody is likely to take too much notice of the bad reviews and he's constantly going to war with them.

I think i'm going to start reviewing museums - and moaning about things they don't have on display that they should.

 

Change some of the words and try it again Bealy.

 

I know why you're all doing this.

You can't stand the idea of a handsome Italian man do well for himself.

It's racism/jealousy.

You shower of inbred ****s.

 

You not bored yet?

 

Have you seen his bird ffs?

 

Admittedly there is some of that - but it's more the fact he's looking to have arguments with all his customers just for the hell of it. Too tempting to miss really.

 

Hahaha I take it, it is all you ****s that have clicked the "was this review helpful-Yes" button?

 

Turned to the dark side...^

 

I'd love to think it wasn't

 

Typical greasy itie *****.

 

true, that would make it better!

 

I am going to add him on fb .. Tag all his pics .

 

Excellent. Actually laughed out loud to The new ones.

 

Are the reviews moderated, or do they go up straight away?

 

They take around 12 hours, unless you're banned like me!