"We were greeted warmly by our host and upon removing our balaclavas found the atmosphere warm and inviting" Respect is due. I spat out my coffee laughing at this.
So the question is who do we target next. Maybe we could slate some competitors and say Qua is far better...
We could slate the Tower (think that's the name) in toonheed owner malkied a complaining patron on opening night
http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Restau...Reviews-The_Clock_Tower-Glasgow_Scotland.html don't think it'd make any difference http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/restaurant-owner-headbutted-customer-who-4056086
I was going to take you there this weekend to bam Paolo up in person while you post the shenanigans on here. Then we go to your bit an shag.
Post his address in a review inviting people to go round and kick his **** in. That should set the beel aff the scale.