elloween” 3 Nov 2014 I recently visited what i had expected to be a classy French Restaurant so you can imagine my immediate disappointment* I was with Brian. Pall and his new girlfriend Monica, who unlike the staff actually is from France* Our first disappointment was on our way in as I struggled opening the door infront of sniggering staff* After we were seated and ordered a substandard red, I was horrified to see Brian, who only has one working hand, attempting to pour the wine himself as he spoke to your flirtatious, clearly not french waitress* After excusing myself and getting lost for some time trying to find the water closest I returned to find Paul in tears as his steak reminded him of his hair spray accident in the late 80s* He doesn't smoke anymore* We decided against desert and headed to Cowcaddens only realising hours later that we had left Monica behind* A terrible day all round* Mindy x*
Look I know the date was a bit of a disaster and he hasn't called you back but pretending it didn't happen won't make him pick up the phone You can do better than a Simon Weston lookalike anyway
