O/T Well I think it's funny .....

[SUPERNORWICH 23]

Kudos to the Mackem moderation team to let this thread roll on , with the new Nazi supermod act in place most boards would have locked this down and handed out bans like lollipops at a little chef.
I may be very sad and immature but I did in fact find this thread funny and still do.
Well done Smug.

 

[Smug in Boots]

Yep, you da man

Right, now hang on, I think I'm getting the hang of this malarkey.

I think I understand what it actually means when you trot out one of your tired old catchphrases like 'you da man'.

It roughly translates as,
"Bollocks, I don't have a credible comeback, to what he just said, so I'll try smoke-screening with a bit of s**te sarcasm.
With any luck one of my fellow reciprocal arse-lickers will jump in and get me out of looking like a complete twat"

Piece of piss all this, a child could do it ...... oh yeah, you already have

 

[Smug in Boots]

Brilliant!

If I had a van I'd do the same

Cheers mate, nice to see someone who has a sense of humour for a bit of inane daftness

 

[Brian Storm]

Kudos to the Mackem moderation team to let this thread roll on , with the new Nazi supermod act in place most boards would have locked this down and handed out bans like lollipops at a little chef.
I may be very sad and immature but I did in fact find this thread funny and still do.
Well done Smug.

Nobodies crossed the line, why would it be closed? ****ing hell mate, go and check out some of our threads, we get way worse that this and it ain't closed. Thought you GC lot would see this as tame, maybe you all ain't as wild as you like to think.

 

[monacoger]

Right, now hang on, I think I'm getting the hang of this malarkey.

I think I understand what it actually means when you trot out one of your tired old catchphrases like 'you da man'.

It roughly translates as,
"Bollocks, I don't have a credible comeback, to what he just said, so I'll try smoke-screening with a bit of s**te sarcasm.
With any luck one of my fellow reciprocal arse-lickers will jump in and get me out of looking like a complete twat"

Piece of piss all this, a child could do it ...... oh yeah, you already have

My tired old catchphrases? When the **** have I said, "you da man" before? Saying it once, doesn't constitute as being my tired old catchphrase.

 

[Smug in Boots]

Nobodies crossed the line, why would it be closed? ****ing hell mate, go and check out some of our threads, we get way worse that this and it ain't closed. Thought you GC lot would see this as tame, maybe you all ain't as wild as you like to think.

They obviously think they're a band of killer ninjas going round the board 'owning people' ..... what they fail to realise is that they're actually owning themselves by being strung along on threads like this.

 

[Smug in Boots]

My tired old catchphrases? When the **** have I said, "you da man" before? Saying it once, doesn't constitute as being my tired old catchphrase.

I'm taking about you and your little gang of dimwits .... it's a collective term as there's nothing to set you apart from each other.

Just the same endless meaningless ****e, never anything original, witty or clever.

Get a grip man, you just posted 'you da man' to a stranger on the internet ffs

It's just the kind of crap that you lot trot out when you don't have an answer ..... and here you are doing it again

 

[monacoger]

I'm taking about you and your little gang of dimwits .... it's a collective term as there's nothing to set you apart from each other.

Just the same endless meaningless ****e, never anything original, witty or clever.

Get a grip man, you just posted 'you da man' to a stranger on the internet ffs

It's just the kind of crap that you lot trot out when you don't have an answer ..... and here you are doing it again

Yeah and the stuff you post will win the ****ing Booker Prize will it?

 

[Brian Storm]

My tired old catchphrases? When the **** have I said, "you da man" before? Saying it once, doesn't constitute as being my tired old catchphrase.

Would you call it an adequate comeback though? you seem to be conveniently missing Smug's point by focusing on an irrelevant detail. Common practice with poor wums, a practice we see regularly. Something that supports Smug's actual point further.

Why have you made the Smug's point bold then then referenced an irrelevant section? Is that meant to fool folk by conning us into thinking you've addressed Smug's point fully when really have haven't at all? Surely there are more challenging cats on GC. You're ****ing useless at this marra, you're just not smart enough

 

[MrRAWhite]

Jesus Begora...Have these plebs got no home of their own?

 

[Smug in Boots]

Yeah and the stuff you post will win the ****ing Booker Prize will it?

Well put it this way, people who I've never seen before have come on to laugh at the thread subject, saying it's brilliant etc.

The whole purpose of the thread was to make people laugh, harmless enough I'd have thought.
Isn't that the whole point of posting a thread like this?

You, on the other hand, choose to come here with your arse-bandit chums and never say anything that hasn't been posted before.

Are you proud of the 3 days worth of crap you've dumped on here, seriously, you claim you're a grown man ffs.

You came on here to pick a fight but sadly arrived unarmed and defenceless

 

[monacoger]

Would you call it an adequate comeback though? you seem to be conveniently missing Smug's point by focusing on an irrelevant detail. Common practice with poor wums, a practice we see regularly. Something that supports Smug's actual point further.

Why have you made the Smug's point bold then then referenced an irrelevant section? Is that meant to fool folk by conning us into thinking you've addressed Smug's point fully when really have haven't at all? Surely there are more challenging cats on GC. You're ****ing useless at this marra, you're just not smart enough

It was Smug who put part of his own post in bold not me, yet it is me who isn't smart enough?!

 

[Smug in Boots]

Jesus Begora...Have these plebs got no home of their own?

Well they came on here to own me so now they have a duty to take care of me

 

[Smug in Boots]

It was Smug who put part of his own post in bold not me, yet it is me who isn't smart enough?!

You just don't have a ****ing answer man, not a ****ing clue.

I'm actually laughing out loud watching you squirm here

 

[Brian Storm]

It was Smug who put part of his own post in bold not me, yet it is me who isn't smart enough?!

Regardless, you're still focusing on an irrelevant point. Do you think your comeback was adequate? Or was it pathetic and weak? Back to the point eh? Is...

Yep, you da man

an adequate comeback for

So, 'Mr High Roller, Riviera living, casino big shot' is hanging around on here until 4am with Shameless, his unpaid arse-licker

I owned the daft f**ers and I was fast asleep at the time ....... he'd started at 8am the previous day, hell of a shift he put in.

I wonder if he can find yet another way to embarrass himself today.

He'll be sitting there now thinking,
"s**t, I want to post now but, if I do, people will think I'm a sad c**t without a life and that Smug's pulling my strings again."

TBH, I can keep these daft c**ts strung out like this for weeks, it's like having my own private puppet show

???

You could say, 'no it was piss poor, I'm clearly out of my depth' then clear off and let one of your other chums have a go.

 

[monacoger]

Regardless, you're still focusing on an irrelevant point. Do you think your comeback was adequate? Or was it pathetic and weak? Back to the point eh? Is...



an adequate comeback for



???

You could say, 'no it was piss poor, I'm clearly out of my depth' then clear off and let one of your other chums have a go.

My 3 year old niece wouldn't be out of her depth on here. Anyway, to answer your points, I doubt I was on here until 4am and doubt I started at 8am, and I'll be ****ed if I am going to look through my posts to see what time it was that I posted, I'll leave you to do that. Point 2, I fail to see how I can get embarrassed on the internet speaking to people I don't even know. Point 3, is how do you work out that you are stringing "these daft ****s" along for weeks? Just because you put the wee laughing smiley at the end of each of your sentences, doesn't actually mean it is funny

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Monacoger, come on pal, you've tried a few worn-out, regurgitated insults and it just hasn't worked.

You're arguing very badly now, if this was the real world you'd be stood in a puddle of your own piss shouting crap insults and there'd be a bunch of lads with their backs to you.

You even offered the guy a scrap hoping that he'd say no or that he'd never be able to find his way to Monaco, even that's backfired and we've all got to endure your ****ty excuses as to why you didn't turn up.

I feel a sweepstake coming on.

1. He was too hungover from partying with the stars to go and meet a fat old Mansfield ****er. 2/1

2. He was called away to an emergency. Evens

3. He got a better offer of a weekend in St Tropez with Kim and Kanye. 10/1

4. He was sure they agreed another time/bar. 1/10

5. He did turn up and Smug didn't. 3/1

6. He'll never be seen again on Not606 under his current username. 1/50

 

[Smug in Boots]

My 3 year old niece wouldn't be out of her depth on here. Anyway, to answer your points, I doubt I was on here until 4am and doubt I started at 8am, and I'll be ****ed if I am going to look through my posts to see what time it was that I posted, I'll leave you to do that. Point 2, I fail to see how I can get embarrassed on the internet speaking to people I don't even know. Point 3, is how do you work out that you are stringing "these daft ****s" along for weeks? Just because you put the wee laughing smiley at the end of each of your sentences, doesn't actually mean it is funny

Yes you were and yes, you started at 8am ...... you don't need to check, I'm telling you.

Seriously, don't you think it's pathetic when you're spending day after day having your strings pulled?

You know you don't have an answer but you just can't help yourself can you?

You're like a fly bashing itself on the patio windows ........ no way out and getting weaker every day

 

[Brian Storm]

My 3 year old niece wouldn't be out of her depth on here. Anyway, to answer your points, I doubt I was on here until 4am and doubt I started at 8am, and I'll be f**ed if I am going to look through my posts to see what time it was that I posted, I'll leave you to do that. Point 2, I fail to see how I can get embarrassed on the internet speaking to people I don't even know. Point 3, is how do you work out that you are stringing "these daft c**ts" along for weeks? Just because you put the wee laughing smiley at the end of each of your sentences, doesn't actually mean it is funny

Right, you're on about my points? My point was your comeback in post #397 nothing more. The rest were a collection of Smugs points, I'm a different person

Stop squirming and tell me all about your comeback? Dodge all you want but you look ridiculous. I understand if you want to retreat and collect your thoughts. It may be the best way to go here.

 

[monacoger]

Monacoger, come on pal, you've tried a few worn-out, regurgitated insults and it just hasn't worked.

You're arguing very badly now, if this was the real world you'd be stood in a puddle of your own piss shouting crap insults and there'd be a bunch of lads with their backs to you.

You even offered the guy a scrap hoping that he'd say no or that he'd never be able to find his way to Monaco, even that's backfired and we've all got to endure your ****ty excuses as to why you didn't turn up.

I feel a sweepstake coming on.

1. He was too hungover from partying with the stars to go and meet a fat old Mansfield ****er. 2/1

2. He was called away to an emergency. Evens

3. He got a better offer of a weekend in St Tropez with Kim and Kanye. 10/1

4. He was sure they agreed another time/bar. 1/10

5. He did turn up and Smug didn't. 3/1

6. He'll never be seen again on Not606 under his current username. 1/50

Offered the guy a scrap? Your ****ing balls, it was your 60 year old mate, that was wanting a fight with me and because he is some Rambo kind of character he will hunt me down and make me spit out all of my teeth.