Hey Brett wana have a sleep over nehhh?
We can stay up with a create of Carlsberg that neither of us drink and then pull pranks on a widowed old lady![]()

That was the first and last time I ever drunk Carlsberg! Warm beer that just tasted like ****! Bring back the days of drinking vodka and coke on a bus stop waiting to go to the drawbridge then onto Syndicate! I've just randomly remembered that guy who thought he was related to Van Persie![]()
Those were the ****ing days!

Those were the f**ing days!
That bloke spent half the night trying to chat up the landlord then moved onto blagging to us his step sister married Van Persie
Prove it to us mate, ok he has sensitive skin![]()
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Fair play to him he did buy us a pint, which led to the famous Quad bike dance![]()

People who drive at 30mph down a totally clear A38 when the limit is 60mph.
Nigel Farage
Nick Higgs
Wearing poppies a month before Remembrance Sunday
Codpiecefaces
What on earth?
