Yeah "I'd like to thank the baby Jesus".... who the ****'s that? He was a fully blown fella with a beard when he died last I heard!
Oh yeah, well that's indisputable mate, he definitely come back from the dead, nobody is arguing that part. He's just waiting now, for a good moment to come back, when the world needs sorted out... everything seems A-OK at the mo though mate, so don't hold your breath.
Lol, can you imagine if he came back now? All these Christians wearing crucifixes? He'd probably blow his stack like he did at Soddem & Gamorrah when he tipped the gambling tables over. 'Do you think I want to be reminded of that you ****!' Petulant bastard.
What's that a night club in Jerusalem? He'd have a few mates on facebook mind, turning water in to wine will get you a good following. I wonder which celeb he'd tuck into first, I reckon after 2014 years his balls will be throbbing.
Mate I'm not gunna lie it's was a bit of a ramble I know what I meant because I know the context I didn't expect anyone to " get it" but I'm glad it's given a few people something the chat about
Can I suggest the the day after Sunderland win their next league title? That should keep the bugger quiet for a while! Ha.
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Love Wu-Tang mate, but I'm even more street than those guys... [video=youtube;fJuapp9SORA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuapp9SORA[/video]
