Don't get me wrong, Stan, I am interested, but I don't want to give him any ammunition to bollock me. PM me if you want.
Commentators and reporters who talk about "volleys" when they're clearly not. And so-called psychics like Sally Morgan.
****s who say how much they hate manufactured pop music then put a Motown song on in an attempt to be cool
Just seen an advert by Renault for a car they've named ZOE - ****s. An Electric Car - ****s. Featuring a girly, breathy, twee cover of That's Entertainment - Triple ****s with brass knobs on. Hate adverts at the best of time but each & every person that has been in any way involved with the production of this car, advert & song cover should be publicly flogged until dead.
Commentators saying 'it's still scoreless' no it's not scoreless it's goalless, the score is 0-0. Using the caption head over heels when someone is upside down, they are heels over head if they are upside down. This one particularly annoyed me during our league 1 campaign when Stuart Elliott was in the hull daily mail nearly every week doing a cartwheel with this caption. Any wrongly placed apostrophe or wrong there/where/your/too.
People who misuse there/their/they're, where/were and your/you're among others. (Cue post misusing these)
Managers who whinge about playing 3 times a week. Saturday - Weds - Saturday. Since when has there been 2 Saturday's in the same week ?