As Vim has nominated Yaya Toure as below I wondered what awards you might like to awards teams/players that are sadly rarely given I'll start with a heartfelt thanks to these guys Medics of the Year: The fabulous team at Arsenal for getting those boys on the pitch with monotonous regularity What awards would you offer?
You mean the The Mike Ashley Award. Pompey and Soton had them in their time, as do Cardiff and Hull, but Ashley is on his own?
The Mouser Delusion Award: Saints fans, who let 2nd spot in the table (during October) get to their heads.
Alf-Inge Haaland compared him to a a deceased tyrant recently, which might make the award more competitive: please log in to view this image Can't think who this occasional Mouser is styling himself on: please log in to view this image Any other contenders for The Dictator Facial Hair Award 2014?
Most Wilshiry player of the year. Awarded to the PL player who spends the most time whining at the refs, fouling other players, rolling around on the ground with real or faked injuries, and generally behaving like toxic waste while others play football. This year the most Wilshiry player of the year is... Jack Wilshire.
Most overhyped English player of the year: Welbeck, the press are seriously falling over themselves to praise him despite him being nothing more than an average player with pace. Most overhyped young English player of the year: Chambers, seriously the guy has played a handfull of games and had a lot of dodgy moments and the press are fawning over him. Worst hair: Cabella, by a distance. Most overhyped manager: Martinez, by a long, long way.
Most overhyped English player of the year: Welbeck, the press are seriously falling over themselves to praise him despite him being nothing more than an average player with pace. Most overhyped young English player of the year: Chambers, seriously the guy has played a handfull of games and had a lot of dodgy moments and the press are fawning over him. Worst hair: Cabella, by a distance. Most overhyped manager: Martinez, by a long, long way.
I'd agree with you on this one except being "an average player with pace" is pretty damn good by the recent standard of English players. Who You F***ing Looking At? Want some? Classy Manager of the Year Award (sponsored by the LMA) - Alan Pardew
Hypocrite of the year: Brendan Rodgers. Claimed that we should've won the league after spending £100m, a year later he does the same and uses the old transition speech. Ref of the year: No votes recorded, thus award is void. Mother Teresa award: Alan Pardew. Harry Styles award: Sam Allardyce (search Sam Allardyce Harry Styles on Twitter for clarification).
Sam's football style has always been one direction, for sure. One of the others - Louis Tomlinson- has been seen dining out with Paul Dickov, the Doncaster manager. http://www.manchestereveningnews.co...ws/one-direction-star-louis-tomlinson-7922152 Any more pointless One Direction football links?
