Has a burd...

[PointyBirds]

Whit like?

Nothing illegal. Just a bit of bumfoolery. She's not up for it.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

Might have been the same bird, as it was after I moved to Manchester

This was actually an Essex bird in Kavos. She was alright looking, but didn't look the dirty type.

Nobody forced you to get married.

Did you not know SSK's a muslim?

 

[PointyBirds]

This is where I can help.

It's only gay if our balls touch.

 

[Otto Flayshow]

I've had sex with her 4 times in the past 2 days.

SSK's wife? No wonder the poor sod isn't getting any.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

It's only gay if our balls touch.

It's gay if you even smile at another bloke.

 

[PointyBirds]

Thanks for that, Edge. My temp files were clean as a whistle after this morning's sessions.
There should be a Really not safe for work' tag.

Why is so much gay porn so brutal? Very little butterfly collecting or flower pressing at all.

 

[PointyBirds]

It's gay if you even smile at another bloke.

Ah, you must have known that was coming.

 

[EDGE]

Thanks for that, Edge. My temp files were clean as a whistle after this morning's sessions.
There should be a Really not safe for work' tag.

Why is so much gay porn so brutal? Very little butterfly collecting or flower pressing at all.

Sorry pal

 

[SleepySpecialK]

Nobody forced you to get married.

Yes they did, my wife.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

Ah, you must have known that was coming.

It was a subtle ruse to sound out potential bum-buddies

 

[Zico]

Crackin' line from Layer Cake...

"Shaggin' burds is for ****s!"

 

[HackerJack]

I've had sex with her 4 times in the past 2 days.

Has she woken up yet?

 

[Kim Jong Il]

Has she woken up yet?

shes dead

 

[Hash.]

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