1, Never, ever let a Daewoo Matiz, Suzuki Wagon R, Chevrolet Spark or similar pull out in front of you. They are invariably driven by a very elderly gentleman or lady and you will spend the rest of your journey travelling at 18-21mph, braking sharply for imaginary obstacles and trying to second guess which turn, if any, the car will make whilst indicating left. 2, UKIP are even more mental than I thought possible as they have just accepted £1 million from the biggest **** in South Gloucestershire, Arron Banks. 3, Eastleighâs chairman doesnât own a horse.
to continue..... 4, i won 5 points on the attendance game 5, my next door neighbours cat dont like being picked up and swung around and around and thrown like a discus being thrown for a gold medal! 6, i was the driver infront of baldee earlier
7, Cyber pals who take over games and then mysteriously and miraculously win 5 points need to have a very careful eye kept on them 8, Guinea pigs growl 9, I now have your registration number and I'm reporting you to the RSPCA for cruelty to cats. And probably discus's.
10, i can smell jealousy through my computer 11, i tried a new drink today and it was not nice. tasted as bad as the real thing http://www.stickboydaily.com/images/2011/05/pussy-energy-drink.jpg 12, baldee never got close to the real thing 13, seamge trying to work out what the real thing actually is
14 4 does not follow 12 but 13 does, no wonder the '82ers get confused with their tax credit payments
My point gentlemen was that the title of the thread was "3 things I have learnt today" - and the initial posts were in batches of 3 - then 10-13 was 4
The thread is 3 things... but I already did my 3 things in 'batch' 4-6. If I did more then that would be more than 3 things, so the batch 10-13 was me just messing with baldee and seamge Also just to keep the thread flowing like what we are doing now to a certain extent
..plus if you want some decent praise from an opposing teams chairman, kidnap his family until he post's a letter praising our away support and exemplary behavior. P.S. I've let them go now, i promise.
