OT - Have you Ever

[Sir Cheshire Ben]

obviously not known as Big Ben then.. Smirches.

Who?

 

[BernsteinTiger]

The closest I have ever come to leaving the Cinema early was "The Devil Inside" - That really was the biggest pile of **** I have ever seen.

 

[Girt Bucket]

Who?

That's what she said. If you don't know, then we really is in trouble

 

[Sir Cheshire Ben]

That's what she said. If you don't know, then we really is in trouble

What did she, who's not known as Big Ben, say & how does it get "we really is" in trouble?

 

[Girt Bucket]

What did she, who's not known as Big Ben, say & how does it get "we really is" in trouble?

" Well I never' said ". What do you mean.!

 

[Sir Cheshire Ben]

" Well I never' said ". What do you mean.!

You make no sense. Are you drunk or have you been left home alone?

 

[Girt Bucket]

Sitting alone gazing at the screen of which movie is shown. That at which you
gaze, gazes deeper back at the reflection that is left of the flicker of light. As I escape into the night
To find that what's right into Darkness throes. my eyesight exposed become the darker side. As I return, A shadows gone home and the picture is known

 

[Girt Bucket]

You make no sense. Are you drunk or have you been left home alone?

Who are Ya? & "What makes you say that"

 

[Sir Cheshire Ben]

Who are Ya? & "What makes you say that"

Your style of writing & general understanding of written English leads me to believe you need a grown up with you. Are you in danger?

 

[Spook]

Who are Ya? & "What makes you say that"

Shut up, bushpig ****.

 

[Girt Bucket]

Your style of writing & general understanding of written English leads me to believe you need a grown up with you. Are you in danger?

Why do you care

 

[Sir Cheshire Ben]

Why do you care

I don't

 

[Girt Bucket]

Shut up, bushpig ****.

Haha Apaches Oh Wholihan. "The Forgiven"

 

[Kempton]

I took a girl to a late night showing of the exorcist, it was about twenty years old,but i'd never seen it. It was ****,we left after half an hour. Then we broke up.

She was a really beautiful girl. **** happens....

 

[Girt Bucket]

I took a girl to a late night showing of the exorcist, it was about twenty years old,but i'd never seen it. It was ****,we left after half an hour. Then we broke up.

She was a really beautiful girl. **** happens....

A spooky story.

 

[OedipusTex]

As Good As It Gets

Dracula 2000

Pulp Fiction

 

[C'mon ref]

A controversial film in its day James Joyce's Ullessyses was being shown at the Dorchester and me and the then girlfriend now wife queued for half an hour to get in only to walk out about 40 minutes into the film, it was utter crap.

 

[Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC]

I went with a mate to see 'Don't Look Now' (at the Dorchester, in the old days...). Just as Donald Sutherland reaches out to the 'little girl in red', on the canal bridge - I shouted out "No! It's a dwarf!" Everyone turned and looked at me and missed the bit where the dwarf turns round and stabs him......

My mate has dined out on that event, for years.

 

[Jeff Lynnes PBCW™]

Airheads, ace Ventura pet detective, and Blair witch 2

 

[Fez]

Airheads, ace Ventura pet detective, and Blair witch 2

You would have been wise not to admitting paying to see any one of those, let alone all three. You're a culturally marked man now, no going back.