Keep this quiet...

[Deleted 1]

What you coming to my home town for, Dan?

I'm giving a lecture on the nocturnal treasures of the British countryside.

 

[Otto Flayshow]

If you are near the Raddison i'm available to meet for a Coffee Dan Between 12:00 and 14:00.

Looks like you'll have to settle for Paul Ross again.

 

[Tina.]

Want to meet up for a ****?

 

[Deleted 1]

Want to meet up for a ****?

yes

 

[Gambol]

I'm giving a lecture on the nocturnal treasures of the British countryside.

So you mean me hiding out in the bushes spying on Tina.

 

[Gambol]

Want to meet up for a ****?

<huff>.

 

[Tina.]

<huff>.

I feel you're responsible, G, for letting me know he's coming this way.

You've match-made like our Cilla.

Ty

 

[VenomPD]

<huff>.

Count yourself lucky. Dan's just taken a menopausal bullet for yie.

 

[Gambol]

Count yourself lucky. Dan's just taken a menopausal bullet for yie.

.

 

[Null]

<huff>.

What, you want to **** Dan?

 

[EDGE.]

were these existing downpipes (cast iron) or new ones Snips?

Quite an interesting subject

It certainly is an interesting subject, Simon, and thanks for your kind comments. oh, and a warm welcome to GC - I hope you are as enamoured by the local clientèle as I am.

Regarding the downpipes, if they were to be 'seen' then cast iron, if they were out of sight, than uPVC.

Gosh, isn't pipework fascinating?

 

[Tina.]

What, you want to **** Dan?

well who doesn't?

 

[Toby]

well who doesn't?

ER.

He's more into cuddles nowadays.

 

[Deleted 1]

well who doesn't?

Everyone who actually knows me

 

[Simon's black friend Josh]

It certainly is an interesting subject, Simon, and thanks for your kind comments. oh, and a warm welcome to GC - I hope you are as enamoured by the local clientèle as I am.

Regarding the downpipes, if they were to be 'seen' then cast iron, if they were out of sight, than uPVC.

Gosh, isn't pipework fascinating?

Thanks for the welcome Snips,

ah I see, uPVC is unsightly to say the least so thank heavens it was hidden. Where did you source your new cast iron pipes from may I ask?

PS my name is Josh. Simon is my friend

 

[Deleted 1]

I feel you're responsible, G, for letting me know he's coming this way.

You've match-made like our Cilla.

Ty

We can send him a copy of the video.

 

[EDGE.]

Thanks for the welcome Snips,

ah I see, uPVC is unsightly to say the least so thank heavens it was hidden. Where did you source your new cast iron pipes from may I ask?

PS my name is Josh. Simon is my friend

Ahh Josh, the black guy who's friendly with Simon?

The pipe was sourced from the local Drain Center in Glasgow.

 

[Gambol]

What, you want to **** Dan?

It's a side of myself I have never explored

 

[Mick O'Toon]

Thanks for the welcome Snips,

ah I see, uPVC is unsightly to say the least so thank heavens it was hidden. Where did you source your new cast iron pipes from may I ask?

PS my name is Josh. Simon is my friend

Good question Josh,a foundry or salvage yard maybe?

 

[Deleted 1]

It's a side of myself I have never explored

It's a shame Tina hates you really - we could have had a threesome.