Yes, it says we've played against City and you haven't! All our opposition are from last seasons European hopefuls; 2 away. Yours have all been (besides us) 13th or lower teams; 2 home. We played (based on last season): 8th Home Won 1st Away Lost 6th Away Won Avg: 5th Away You've played: 13th Away won 20th Home won 2nd Home lost Avg: 12th at Home Any team would expect more points out of your fixture list than ours.
I'm glad you can all laugh together at how **** you are. If you can't have a good time watching your team play great footie, at least you can have a good time taking the piss out of your **** team
Based on that, you'd be expected to have 6 and so would we. Which happened. Or should 6th beat 2nd? Based on league positions only of course.
Also, despite 12 fricking 0 (i think the nil annoys me more) we're still not actually as bad as we have been in the not so distant past.
That's what separates us Yids from you Mousers. We're able to reflect candidly and with utter honesty about the failings of the team that we love, whereas you Mousers simply cannot. That is the sole reason I created this thread, and why so many of you flock here. This thread is the mirror held aloft so that you Mousers may gaze upon the face of the glass and observe your delusions.
We then put down the mirror, peer over the fence and see what embarrassment of a football club lies in North London and plays in white. We then stroll round, pick up 3 points, and move on to tougher opponents such as Hull, leaving you lot to point fun at a team who is constantly better than you. Tragic really
I like Milk on here. He truly gets this article, and engages accordingly. The rest of the Mousers, well you ensure this article will never die.
"constantly: adverb continuously over a period of time; always." From the Greater Mouser Dictionary : constantly adverb As per the OED definition, except for those periods where another club is better than us (said periods are immediately deemed be irrelevant - see under "excuse" ) .
