Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking, it gives me great pleasure to present August’s Soppy Bollox Award to a very worthy winner. please log in to view this image Ringo, or as we like to call him, Pumpkin, is very dear to us on Not606. Don't let his appearance put you off Beneath his rotund figure & hard, unusually orange coloured skin lies a soft, squidgy centre which I find strangely appealing. The small, ridged member that sticks out for all to see, that Pumpkin likes to call his stem, has seen him in troubled with the police many times but despite their all warning he shows it off with pride & why not indeed it certainly wouldn't do any harm to anyone So step forward Pumpkin & receive you well-earned award. please log in to view this image I am just so proud of you.
I'd like to start by thanking everyone who voted for me, you are so kind, i'm sure this award will look blinding on my mantlepiece and the Mrs will have great fun when polishing. All the best Ringo (Formerly known to one lucky lady as Pumpkin)