The young man from Swansea came running into the store and said to his mate, “Johnno, somebody just stole your car from the parking lot!” Johnno replied, “Did ya see who it was?” The young man answered, “I couldn’t tell, but I got the licence number.”
Due to a water shortage in Ireland, Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8....
Subject: U.N. Survey Last month a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Could you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a massive failure because of the following: 1. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant. 2. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant. 3. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. 4. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant. 5. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant. 6. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.. 7. In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant. 8. In Australia they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.
