Caption Competition

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[Gutierrez's Right Boot]

This is how I pinned her down in the bed

 

[TheLittleGeordie]

IT'S NOT RAPE IT'S SUPRISE SEXcaps

 

[5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE]

This is how I pinned her down in the bed

 

[Mod Face]

"See how the gem changes colour to match your mood... what? You don't like the necklace I bought you? I'm hurt."

 

[Agent Bruce]

I think Smithy's just about to give TB his left boot in the knackers.

 

[Nobbys Trumpet]

Bramble - "You told me you loved me"
Smith - "No, I told you I loved your Mrs"

 

[Mod Face]

Jonas: Guys! Hey guys! I am totally tripping over here guys! Guys! What's going on man, my hands are HUGE! Dude I can't see, what's going on?"

 

[Smudger]

"We'll definitely need to put in a temporary crown, Alan. I'm booking you in for Thursday."





Doesnt HAVE to be about rape

 

[Beatski]

Here, let me just fix your bowtie darling.

 

[Mod Face]

"We'll definitely need to put in a temporary crown, Alan. I'm booking you in for Thursday and while you're under a general anaesthetic I will sexually violate you."





It HAS to be about rape

Fixed.

 

[Gutierrez's Right Boot]

Alan "**** me, they made you captain"
Titus "what was that **** me, okay ill take that as a yes"

 

[Nobbys Trumpet]

How do you get so milk bottle white?

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[Smudger]

Fixed.

Thank you, here was me thinking Bramble didnt always rape people.

That's how he gets them...

 

[Mod Face]

Thank you, here was me thinking Bramble didnt always rape people.

That's how he gets them...

It's revenge for him always getting raped on the pitch.

 

[Agent Bruce]

You are 17, I am 19
Smithy, its time to think
Better beware
Smithy you're on the brink.

I am 19 going on 20 innocent as a rose
Bachelor dandy
Drinker of brandy
What do I know of those?

 

[5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE]

Titus : Swallow or I'll kill you.

 

[Mod Face]

Please Alan, please tell Newcastle to take me back! It's the nights man, the nights I can't stand in this hellhole. I just want to sleep.

ps. I am also planning to commit a sexual misdemeanor later on today.

 

[Gutierrez's Right Boot]

You tell young Perch ill see him later tonight

 

[5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE]

Tell Sol Campbell to call me , Alan.

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