Friday Boredom Thread

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SouthWestSpur

SouthWestSpur

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Hi all,

Long, long, long time viewer and follower (I know all the regulars from our board), but barely ever post anything myself so here goes.

You know what it's like on a Friday at the office when there's little work to be done - crying out for some entertainment to make the clock reach 5pm. There's only so many times one can view the highlights from last night.

I'll go first with some 'Which do you prefer' questions:

1) Sanchez or Hazard? (partly want to know who you'd go for in fantasy football)
2) Man City or Chelsea?
3) Queens Park Rangers or Crystal Palace?
4) Goats or Giraffes?
5) Sol Campbell or Arsene Wenger?
6) Scotland or Wales?
7) Gazza or Hoddle? (As a player, not as a person)
8) Alan Hansen or Mark Lawrenson?
9) Arsenal or a bag of vomit, mixed with poop and semen.

One other question:
10) Does Gareth Bale like Spurs or Southampton more? When he is in his 30s and might consider coming back to England, which one would he be more likely to return to?
 
1) Sanchez or Hazard? Hazard.
2) Man City or Chelsea? City, for their superior fans.
3) Queens Park Rangers or Crystal Palace? Palace until they sacked Pulis. QPR propbably edge it now.
4) Goats or Giraffes? Goats, how can you not love them?! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpccpglnNf0
5) Sol Campbell or Arsene Wenger? Arsene, he can hold his head high.
6) Scotland or Wales? Wales
7) Gazza or Hoddle? Hoddle
8) Alan Hansen or Mark Lawrenson? Despise them both. Gonna go with Hansen because at least he isn't perennially 10 years behind the times.
9) Arsenal or a bag of vomit, mixed with poop and semen? The bag, of course, would be ideal for throwing at gooners.
10) He'll return to Spurs, because the Saints will no doubt be languishing in League 1 again in a few years time.
 
Wandering Yid said:
1) Sanchez or Hazard? Hazard.
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Same for me tbh. Proven in this league. Plus he is not tainted by the scum.

Wandering Yid said:
3) Queens Park Rangers or Crystal Palace? Palace until they sacked Pulis. QPR propbably edge it now.
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I feel sorry for both of their fans. Probably prefer Palace myself.

Wandering Yid said:
4) Goats or Giraffes? Goats, how can you not love them?! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpccpglnNf0
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You make a valid point. However, I am a giraffe man myself (even got a giraffe tattoo). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKVYAqtKBVI (2:25 is the best bit)

Wandering Yid said:
5) Sol Campbell or Arsene Wenger? Arsene, he can hold his head high.
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Fine by me, gives me somewhere to throw that bag from #9!

Wandering Yid said:
8) Alan Hansen or Mark Lawrenson? Despise them both. Gonna go with Hansen because at least he isn't perennially 10 years behind the times.
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I preferred Lawrenson. Couldn't stand Hansen's arogancy. Still remember his kicking off slightly the one time that Liverpool were on last on MOTD. (*shock horror*)

Wandering Yid said:
9) Arsenal or a bag of vomit, mixed with poop and semen? The bag, of course, would be ideal for throwing at gooners.
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Gooners would probably try and eat it.
 
1 Sanchez
2 City
3 Palace
4 Giraffes
5 Wenger
6 Wales,mums welsh
7 Hoddle
8 Lawro
9 Vomit
Bale i would hope would come back to Spurs,but he is a goons fan,so....
 
1) Sanchez or Hazard? (partly want to know who you'd go for in fantasy football)
Hazard

2) Man City or Chelsea?
City

3) Queens Park Rangers or Crystal Palace?
Palace

4) Goats or Giraffes?
Goats

5) Sol Campbell or Arsene Wenger?
Wenger

6) Scotland or Wales?
Wales

7) Gazza or Hoddle? (As a player, not as a person)
Hoddle

8) Alan Hansen or Mark Lawrenson?
Hansen

9) Arsenal or a bag of vomit, mixed with poop and semen.
Vomit

One other question:
10) Does Gareth Bale like Spurs or Southampton more? When he is in his 30s and might consider coming back to England, which one would he be more likely to return to?
Saints
 
1) Sanchez or Hazard? Not sure about fantasy football but on the pitch Hazard is better by a big margin.
2) Man City or Chelsea? I think Chelsea will win the league but I'd rather City did.
3) Queens Park Rangers or Crystal Palace? QPR. Lots of ex-Spurs there
4) Goats or Giraffes? ???
5) Sol Campbell or Arsene Wenger? No.
6) Scotland or Wales? My dad's Welsh so Wales.
7) Gazza or Hoddle? Gazza
8) Alan Hansen or Mark Lawrenson? No.
9) Arsenal or a bag of vomit, mixed with poop and semen? No.
 
Yid Vicious said:
1) Sanchez or Hazard? Not sure about fantasy football but on the pitch Hazard is better by a big margin.
2) Man City or Chelsea? I think Chelsea will win the league but I'd rather City did.
3) Queens Park Rangers or Crystal Palace? QPR. Lots of ex-Spurs there
4) Goats or Giraffes? ???
5) Sol Campbell or Arsene Wenger? No.
6) Scotland or Wales? My dad's Welsh so Wales.
7) Gazza or Hoddle? Gazza
8) Alan Hansen or Mark Lawrenson? No.
9) Arsenal or a bag of vomit, mixed with poop and semen? No.
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I echo all these except Hoddle over Gazza. It's an age thing.
 
1. Hugo Sanchez
2. Er, neither......City if you pushed me
3. QPR
4. Goats - good for cheese. Have you ever smelled the stench of giraffes at the zoo?
5. Wenger - handed Utd a few titles down the years
6. Scotland
7. Gazza
8. Hansen
9. Arsenal
10. Bale won't last longer than 3 years in Spain - the British players rarely do and only the elite of the elite (i.e Ronaldo) have a shelf life of 3+ years at Madrid. I can see him joining Utd within the next three years.
 
1) Sanchez or Hazard? (partly want to know who you'd go for in fantasy football) Hazard
2) Man City or Chelsea? Man City
3) Queens Park Rangers or Crystal Palace? QPR
4) Goats or Giraffes? Giraffes
5) Sol Campbell or Arsene Wenger? Wenger
6) Scotland or Wales? Scotland
7) Gazza or Hoddle? (As a player, not as a person) Gazza
8) Alan Hansen or Mark Lawrenson? Hansen.
9) Arsenal or a bag of vomit, mixed with poop and semen. Arsenal

One other question:
10) Does Gareth Bale like Spurs or Southampton more? When he is in his 30s and might consider coming back to England, which one would he be more likely to return to? Spurs
 
1) Sanchez or Hazard? (partly want to know who you'd go for in fantasy football)

Dirty Sanchez! Only because of his name...

2) Man City or Chelsea?

Man City because they're not in London (sorry)

3) Queens Park Rangers or Crystal Palace?

Crystal Palace! Never liked QPR, never had a reason to not like them... just don't.

4) Goats or Giraffes?

Are we talking sex? If so, definitely goats... otherwise Giraffes!

5) Sol Campbell or Arsene Wenger?

Wenger! (assuming we're still talking about sex) <whistle>

6) Scotland or Wales?

Wales, I've always had a soft-spot for Wales... granted, I grew up near the border, but I've always liked Wales... North Wales anyway.

7) Gazza or Hoddle? (As a player, not as a person)

Gazza as a player- although he's an arse.

8) Alan Hansen or Mark Lawrenson?

Hanson

9) Arsenal or a bag of vomit, mixed with poop and semen.


Arsenal. I've never been too keen on vomit mixed with poop and semen, and whereas I'm not a fan of Arsenal, I don't find them as objectionable.

One other question:
10) Does Gareth Bale like Spurs or Southampton more? When he is in his 30s and might consider coming back to England, which one would he be more likely to return to?

No clue... whoever will provide him with nipple reduction surgery will probably be his favourite.
 
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