Liverpool banter thread

[Che’s Godlike Thighs]

Well since both Saints and Liverpool are bit of a joke at the moment regarding all this transfer nonsense, I think we can expect some opportunities for swinging the proverbial humour mallet at one another several times on Saturday. So, any suggestions for songs, place them herein. Remember the simpler the better, cos it's easier to get them started. You can maybe post anything you expect to hear from those infamously hilarious scousers also.

I recommend changing the words of "She'll be coming round the mountain" to...

"He'll be asking for a transfer in a year"

...For the first verse, and...

"De-jan Lovren, what a cu*t!"

...For the second.

 

[Saints_Alive]

To the tune of "Ere we go"

You were Robbed, you were robbed, you were robbed,
You were Robbed, you were robbed, you were robb-ed,
You were Robbed, you were robbed, you were robbed,
You were rob-obbed, YOU WERE ROBBED


To the tune of "Aintree Iron"

Thank you very much for the £50 million,
Thank you very much, Thank you very-very-very much
Thank you very much for the £50 million,
Thank you very-very-very much

 

[A Touch of Clas]

Adam Lallana, we think you're a ****?

Dejan Lovren, we think you're a ****?

Rickie Lambert, we ****ing love you?

 

[Joe!]

Yeah, just a fair warning, any mockery will swiftly come back to bite you in the arses when Liverpool find themselves 4-0 up.

 

[Saints_Alive]

Yeah, just a fair warning, any mockery will swiftly come back to bite you in the arses when Liverpool find themselves 4-0 up.

When?, surely you mean if....

 

[Joe!]

When?, surely you mean if....

Do I, though?

 

[redandwhite]

Aggggggado doo doo shove your Lovern up your ass
Aggggggado doo doo Rickie Lambert you were class
Clattenburg you were right and Lallana is a sh!te
We are Red We are white
We are ****ing dynamite
Aggggggado doo doo

 

[A Touch of Clas]

I can't see us winning, so we may as well fire off the abuse.

 

[ImpSaint]

we're not wearing your shirts anymore

 

[MMJ]

banter

 

[fatletiss]

IF we get a result, we can abuse them. If we find ourselves losing and out of sight, "It's just like watching the Saints, It's just like watching the Saints"

 

[Che’s Godlike Thighs]

Yeah, just a fair warning, any mockery will swiftly come back to bite you in the arses when Liverpool find themselves 4-0 up.

Well, I'm predicting a heavy loss anyway. If you can't have a laugh and a joke at a football game, then it becomes a bit boring.

 

[Che’s Godlike Thighs]

When Tadic nutmegs Lovren...

"He'll cost you twenty million"

To the time of 'You'll never beat Des Walker"

 

[Archers Road]

Brendan Rodgers has asked that, instead of squad numbers on their backs, Saints players should have price tags.

 

[luvgonzo]

Brendan Rodgers has asked that, instead of squad numbers on their backs, Saints players should have price tags.

.

 

[johnsonsbaby]

We won the JPT once
We won the JPT once
We won the JPT once

Sorry but that's bang out of order - 'banter' the thread says ..... thought you lot had more class than that.

Let's hope the mods delete it.

 

[Philboyersboots]

Sha la la la Lovren
Sha la la,la lambert
Sha la la lallana
Who the f@@k is laughing now


Only if we win though!

 

[luvgonzo]

We won the JPT once
We won the JPT once
We won the JPT once

Yeah well done y'****ing clown.

 

[Lord T**tbeard]

We won the JPT once
We won the JPT once
We won the JPT once

eek

 

[InBiscanWeTrust]

Always one idiot that takes things too far completely unnecessarily