Muir of Ord isn't bad actually. I've done a few jobs at Glen Ord Maltings and stayed in the Ord Arms a few times. Decent grub in there. The only ****e thing is being close to Maryburgh. Junkies Playground that it is. Bit like Invergordon and Alness (Invergordon is a ****-hole but Alness makes it look like Bel Air) I swear to God I saw a shoeless child eat a satsuma out a bin in Milnafua once.
One of my mates was a teacher at either Invergordon or Alness, and he used to make home brew in the chem lab
If it was Invergordon I'll know him. If it was Alness my mum will she's been the Family Liason Officer there since 1996