"He comes from South Africa and his name's Mokoena; Put his name on your shirt and it'll cost you a tenner; He can't play up front because he's a defender; Hey Mokoena!"
Remember Jamie Carragher throwing a coin back at Chelsea fans a few years ago, seconds after a fan threw the coin at Carra. The comment going around at the time was "typical scouser, show em a bit of charity, and they throw it back at you" Brilliant!
"Delgado Whoa oh! He comes from Ecuador He's gonna score and score!" (Saints song about their ill-feted Ecuadorian striker who scored about 3 prem league goals in his entire Saints career before being kicked out of the club)
This little ditty from Man Utd fans on the last day of the 2011-12 season... please log in to view this image
Newcastle fans to Sunderland: 'Going down, Going down, Going down' Sunderlands fans retort: 'So are we, So are we, So are we'........ New book out this week, 'Dirty Northern Bastards and other tales from the terraces'. A collection of football chants. A great read!!
Everton fans on Tourette's sufferer Tim Howard. "Tim timminy Tim timminy Tim Tim teroo. We've got Tim Howard and he says 'f**k you!' Ps I don't like the Arsene chants either. Especially as he's just said Saints would have won the CL if people like Joe Lewis' godson had kept his greedy eyes to himself. Ta Dah!
This is the same Arsene Wenger who signed Walcott, Oxlade-Chamberlain and Chambers from you, right? The same manager who's also trying to sign Schneiderlin at the same time as us? There aren't enough s in the world...
At Anfield a few years back the Spurs fans were warned against standing. A few seconds later they all rose to their feet singing "Stand up if you've got a job"
I remember being at WHL 20 something years ago for the NL derby. Our lot were singing "Where's your donkey gone" to the tune of Chirpy chirpy cheep cheep....many of you may remember that Adams had been jailed for drink driving.
