permission to speak to Atsu

Well the officer did ask for distinguishing features so had to write it down...

 

I am chuckling whilst having this conversation mind, so what if you used an example of colour like, i'd say it mildly resembled fresh horse **** officer, like the stuff police horses leave at the match? Is that ok?

 

Try ringing the police and telling them a bloke of that colour just robbed your house mate, let me know!

 

Here's their number GC

01914547555

Tell them I said hello

 

Its rudiculous innit, i'm not even white, an albino is white, i'm more a mauve

Added to speed dial

 

http://rokerreport.sbnation.com/2014/7/30/5951737/sunderland-chelsea-transfers-christian-atsu

 

Gus demands eh ?

 

Seems like he's stamping his feet like

 

It's not possible to put in a pre agreed purchase fee to a domestic loan. It is possible (but not necessary) to put one in an international loan. You can add clauses to domestic loans such as "first option" but sadly a price can't be agreed

 

I do like his hat.

 

Me and my people are 'Tuscan sunset' (no relation to Tuscany whatsoever). You can't say we are that shade though, that's our shade.

 

He might have Ebola.

 

See when i get back off my hols i look like pedro the spanish waiter, a lighter shade of ****e or vindaloo

Spoke to a scientist about this today, uk street risk 0%, so thats me not bothered

On subject, tell him to get out!!

 

I bet you're the Irish girl sunbathing (google image it) and not Pedro.

 

Shocked to note that no one has said, "Atsu?" Bless you!

 

Thought about that and decided against it on the basis that no-one would laugh.

Seems I was right.

 

Ffs, i can't stop laughing.

 

Atsu going to everton.

 

Well, of course I was right again

 

Half right, which will be a first..as it was 28m..


But then again your past record is pretty ****e like, none more so than when you proclaimed that we would lose the last 7 games last season..


Maybe you had a dianabol overdose.