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TSS will like this one:

I must down to the seas again, to the lonely sea and the sky,
And all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by,
And the wheel's kick and the wind's song and the white sail's shaking,
And a grey mist on the sea's face, and a grey dawn breaking.

I must down to the seas again, for the call of the running tide
Is a wild call and a clear call that may not be denied;
And all I ask is a windy day with the white clouds flying,
And the flung spray and the blown spume, and the sea-gulls crying.

I must down to the seas again, to the vagrant gypsy life,
To the gull's way and the whale's way where the wind's like a whetted knife;
And all I ask is a merry yarn from a laughing fellow-rover
And quiet sleep and a sweet dream when the long trick's over.

I feel sea sick :( Got any landlubber poems?
 
Ah, Spike. A couple more.

"So fair was she, so fair her face, so fair her pulsing figure.
Not so fair, the maniacal stare, of her husband who is much bigger"

Or my favourite;

"She stood at the bridge at midnight,
Her lips were all a quiver.
She gave a cough, and her leg fell off,
And floated down the river."

Mad as a box of frogs but he made me laugh.
 
Lallana, Lovren, Lambert too,
Have all ****ed off to Liverpool
After Nicola and Mauricio
Luke said "It's to Man U I'll go"
We got Big Ron and thought "He'll do"
But even he don't have a clue
Of how to get the floodgates closed
Now Callum's gone, as we supposed
With Spider & Jay off Tottenham way
In the EPL can we hope to stay?