Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

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Zingy said:
Holy ****. Just opened my curtains and it's a belter of a day outside. The aluminium flooring of my balcony is burning my feet. I'm ****ing off to the park, women go to the park in slutty clothes on days like this.
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Erm....This isn't the kind of park with swing sets and see-saws is it?

Because i'm pretty sure all you will find there is 10 year old girls..... <whistle>
 
Bodanki said:
Erm....This isn't the kind of park with swing sets and see-saws is it?

Because i'm pretty sure all you will find there is 10 year old girls..... <whistle>
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Jesmond dene. No swings n slides. But there is a petting zoo, if you're into that kinda thing. But usually it's full of hot young professionals and students. <ok>
 
Red Hadron Collider said:
As you know, I'm in Northwich as I type. f**ing utter s**thole.
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We've had this discussion before... but I remember it being a nice town 20+ years ago when I was there. Back then no one from Warrington would refer to Northwich as a bad place. Northwich was a much nicer place than Warrington back then.

I've not been back in 20 years so couldn't comment today.
 
Milk said:
We've had this discussion before... but I remember it being a nice town 20+ years ago when I was there. Back then no one from Warrington would refer to Northwich as a bad place. Northwich was a much nicer place than Warrington back then.

I've not been back in 20 years so couldn't comment today.
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Funny how it turned to **** when RHC is there. :bandit:
 
Zingy said:
Jesmond dene. No swings n slides. But there is a petting zoo, if you're into that kinda thing. But usually it's full of hot young professionals and students. <ok>
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Nice. Like this fine specimen...

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She can erm.....pet my zoo? anytime she likes.
 
Bodanki said:
Erm....This isn't the kind of park with swing sets and see-saws is it?

Because i'm pretty sure all you will find there is 10 year old girls..... <whistle>
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Usually young girls are accompanied by young mums! There are always bored mums around the periphery of a play area that I'm sure Zingy could take advantage of.
 
Gerrez said:
Do you show work colleagues your phone? I rest my case!
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But then HE wont be able to see it either! If you cannot see NSFW stuff on phones.

But, then I ask the question, Who the **** looks at forums on a smart phone?!

On my phone I make phone calls, or play Robot Unicorn attack whilst taking a dump, and watch Youtube vids, thats it.

Web browsing on a phone is just pain
 
Bodanki said:
But then HE wont be able to see it either! If you cannot see NSFW stuff on phones.

But, then I ask the question, Who the **** looks at forums on a smart phone?!

On my phone I make phone calls, or play Robot Unicorn attack whilst taking a dump, and watch Youtube vids, thats it.

Web browsing on a phone is just pain
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Get a better phone.
 
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