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LFC Cricket Bashing Thread

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, May 15, 2013.

  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You really never know with test cricket. Let's just hope for something unexpected <laugh>
     
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  2. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    Brainless fooking morons! <steam>

    4 Wickets for just 28 runs and Prior & Stokes should never bat for England again!

    Fooking hopeless! Get out to a good ball but dont give your fooking wickets away not when you're batting to save the game! <doh>
     
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  3. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    England need to get some more South Africans and Aussies in their side.........
     
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  4. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    I looked at 12:45 and things were going well, actually looked like we might win! Come back from a meeting and lunch, check the score and see were 9 down and Ishant has got 7 of them bowling short!

    We really are hopeless. I've been against wholesale changes, but what's the worse than can happen? Certainly can't get any worse.

    Problem is, you can't drop Proor, Bell, Stokes if Cook doesn't get dropped as he's in worse form than all of them!
     
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  5. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    this was always likely... the new ball has done for them.

    morons though.....

    plunkett and anderson left to face india for what 4 hours... early finish today.

    edit, sorry i checked ehre first then went to the bbc coverage... actually its worse isn't it.

    india never took the new ball! they did this collapse with an old ball!

    short balls and hooking and basically england came out chasing thw win and crapped it in the toilet.

    i'm more disgusted now reading no new ball than i was reasing the 9 wickets down thinking ah well i never expected.....
     
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  6. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    Not unless they knock off the 90 odd runs in the next 10 Overs! <whistle>
     
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  7. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    has England been ****e since the bollocks with dropping KP?
     
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  8. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    It sure was Nuts! <whistle>
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No. It started before then.

    What were they ****ing thinking of? Awful ****ing shot selection under the circumstances and what was the ****ing run out all about? <grr> An absolute ****ing disgrace <dog> <grr>
     
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  10. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Prior is now out, off for Achilles operation, quad torn and a hand he says is beaten to a pulp

    Right excuses out of the way.... That's one under performer down now how about cook and bell?
     
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  11. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Think like England football team might be a good time for change.

    Can't believe Jordan was left out of this team for Stokes though, what a joke of a decision that was.
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Agreed. What's Jordan done wrong?
     
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  13. Easier to say what she's done right :bandit:
     
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  14. Jimmy Squarefoot

    Jimmy Squarefoot Well-Known Member

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    Get in!! What a performance from India - outbowling England on a green surface. You guys even made Ishant Sharma look good lol.
     
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  15. You hate England #racist
     
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  16. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    FR :bandit:
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Are you Indian? <yikes>
     
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  18. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    First day of the 3rd test.

    Butler in for Prior
    Woakes in for Stokes
    Jordan in for Plunkett

    Really not convinced about Woakes but we'll see. Excited to see Butler even though I'm a big fan of Prior.
     
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  19. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Cook just been dropped on 15!
    Simple catch in the slips put down.
     
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  20. Paulpowersleftfoot

    Paulpowersleftfoot Well-Known Member

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    Poor shot,no need to play at it either
     
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