Positions for the year

[brisbane-lion]

I was thinking of different positions for players, one thing led to another and I remembered something from my 1960's youth. According to a survey, the most popular position for sex in the UK was the doggy position. This is where the man gets on his knees and begs, and the woman rolls onto her back and plays dead. Have any of you indulged?

 

[Minxy]

Evening Brisbane

..... thinking of me again

 

[Chippy / Glory]

Evening Brisbane

..... thinking of me again

Erm.... Is that entirely appropriate after saturday

 

[Ringo Lion]

One of my ex's used to like it 'rough', however not being a Northerner i felt uncomfortable with knocking her all around the bedroom, then i really blew it during one session when she screeched "Hurt me pumpkin!!!(her pet name for me)", my reply of "your sister is better" wasn't what she wanted to hear.

 

[lifecheshirewhite]

One of my ex's used to like it 'rough', however not being a Northerner i felt uncomfortable with knocking her all around the bedroom, then i really blew it during one session when she screeched "Hurt me pumpkin!!!(her pet name for me)", my reply of "your sister is better" wasn't what she wanted to hear.

Pumpkin !!!! bet your glad that name never stuck ay .

 

[Chippy / Glory]

Pumpkin !!!! bet your glad that name never stuck ay .

It's stuck now!!!!!!!

 

[ellandback]

Yeah Pumpkin

 

[Farsleyexile]

Could be worse you little Munchkin Ringo

 

[TC (Lovely Geezer)]

I was shagging some rough old Northern bird once, and she started shoutin "hurt me, hurt me" - so I slammed her tit in the car door!!

 

[Chippy / Glory]

I was shagging some rough old Northern bird once, and she started shoutin "hurt me, hurt me" - so I slammed her tit in the car door!!

Nah you weren't.
#virgin

 

[brisbane-lion]

One of my ex's used to like it 'rough', however not being a Northerner i felt uncomfortable with knocking her all around the bedroom, then i really blew it during one session when she screeched "Hurt me pumpkin!!!(her pet name for me)", my reply of "your sister is better" wasn't what she wanted to hear.

Does anyone remeber the 'Bronco' position? This is where you get on doggy style (the original) and when you get well aboard you say "You're not as good as you're sister" Then you hang on bloody tight!!


Nice to hear from you again Minxy, have missed you.

 

[ellandback]

One of my ex's used to like it 'rough', however not being a Northerner i felt uncomfortable with knocking her all around the bedroom, then i really blew it during one session when she screeched "Hurt me pumpkin!!!(her pet name for me)", my reply of "your sister is better" wasn't what she wanted to hear.