Look at the eyebrows on this Metro journo
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That is ridiculous,you could get a bus through there
Apparently, she can't draw her eyebrows on without her glasses. . . pint of gin and pint of cherry brandy. 
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After a few sherberts, I probably would as well, eyebrows . . . ahem! . . . aside.
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In Aberdeen at the moment. Just had a browse on tinder to check out the local talent. Quite a few hotties. Couldn't live here though.
Drove up, actually think it would have been cheaper to fly.
Drove up, actually think it would have been cheaper to fly.
Bare fitties on Tinder but it's absolute gash, get matched to hardly anyone and when you do they normally disappear after a few messages.
Aberdeen, why
Aberdeen, why
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Bare fitties on Tinder but it's absolute gash, get matched to hardly anyone and when you do they normally disappear after a few messages.
Aberdeen, why
Probably just says more about you
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Go and see Swarbs in Stonehaven while you're up there
Hell yeah. If you're driving back, Stoney's just off the dual carriageway
Better yet, live her for a couple of months, just to vote no to the nutty Jock nationalists...
Probably just says more about you
I do always ask them to send me a piccy of them with a snail on each nip ,or I'll send one of my gooch.
Worked with one 50 something woman years ago who used to shave her eyebrows and draw them back on again.
The only problem is- she'd draw them back on in huge thin arches that went half the way up her forehead... She had a permanent look on her face as if she'd walked into the bathroom and seen someone humping a dog.
To make it worse- she wore a lot of makeup- and frequently had the area above her eye coloured... this just drew even more attention to them.
By comparison- the metro journalist looks 1million times better... I'm sure you'd get used to her eyebrows and think nothing of them if you saw her frequently... the old clown eyebrows lady I used to work with... no! It was always difficult not to stare at her brows!
Other than the eyebrows- the metro girl isn't that bad... and I bet you wouldn't notice them if you saw her often.
The only problem is- she'd draw them back on in huge thin arches that went half the way up her forehead... She had a permanent look on her face as if she'd walked into the bathroom and seen someone humping a dog.
To make it worse- she wore a lot of makeup- and frequently had the area above her eye coloured... this just drew even more attention to them.
By comparison- the metro journalist looks 1million times better... I'm sure you'd get used to her eyebrows and think nothing of them if you saw her frequently... the old clown eyebrows lady I used to work with... no! It was always difficult not to stare at her brows!
Other than the eyebrows- the metro girl isn't that bad... and I bet you wouldn't notice them if you saw her often.
Hell yeah. If you're driving back, Stoney's just off the dual carriageway
Better yet, live her for a couple of months, just to vote no to the nutty Jock nationalists...
Never realised you lived all the way up there Swarbs. Nice weather today, beautiful drive.
Bare fitties on Tinder but it's absolute gash, get matched to hardly anyone and when you do they normally disappear after a few messages.
Aberdeen, why
Just got a message from a 7.5/10 asking if she knew me, she recognises my face. I went for a risqué "What did you dream of last night?" reply. Now we just wait...
Was up there at the HQ of work. Don't often have to go but I had to deal with a few reports from my last stint offshore.