I usually ask the barber for a number 2 all over, and he rubs a dogshit into my head.![]()
"Hairstyles" are for wimmen and polesmokers Beale ya bender.
short at the side. kinda side partin effort. sexy as **** Ian
and gud lookin stylish folk, venom
2 back&sides and nice and short up top.
Makes me look even tougher and ****s know not to mess or they'll get skelped.
Gauge 2 all over.
If you are as naturally good looking as I am then hair style doesn't matter. Only ugly mutants or those with a preference for the boaby worry about hair styling. I'm not sure why venom doesn't care though.

Ian, have you tried the soul barber room across the road?
**** hot cut but the **** takes ****ing ages![]()