Steve Bennett (the bald lad on match days)

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Look at half time I drink my Bovril and eat my cheese sandwich.

Then I go for a piss and only then can I hear what this bloke goes on about.

Once I get back to my seat I hear only gibberish because of the crap sound system in the Kingsland Stand.

The very lovely Mrs Godders:emoticon-0115-inlov likes the relay with the little children.

Thankfully by the time my half time ritual is complete I am too busy arguing with the blokes behind me to care about this bald headed bloke.

I think James Ward-Prowse should come on at half time for the entertainment. He seems to enjoy having a mike in his hand.
 
The half time relay officially ended against United. Wonder what they have in store for us this year?
 
I reckon they should have two fans in the sky directly above the pitch in a chinnock helicopter. They have to drop a caravan onto a giant Adam Lallana target in the centre circle. Winner is the one who does the most damage to the target. Extra points for destroying his beard.
 
- Doing The Lambert Walk said:
It's up to the guy at Veho, I believe. He was asking the fans online and one suggestion he liked was 'zorbing' races from one goal to the other.
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Clearly the way forward. I expect they'd (probably rightly) worry about the damage to the grass though.
 
Downthe36 said:
[video=youtube;FVo8FzATac8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVo8FzATac8[/video]

Clearly the way forward. I expect they'd (probably rightly) worry about the damage to the grass though.
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Would there be any? The zorbing they are considering are full-body ones where you have to get inside the ball and then make it roll.
 
- Doing The Lambert Walk said:
Would there be any? The zorbing they are considering are full-body ones where you have to get inside the ball and then make it roll.
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Zorbing reminds me of hamster balls. I was round my wife's friend's house the other week and saw a football sitting in the hall. I kicked it.

The hamster lived, but I got an earful from everyone!
 
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