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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Quiet night, last night. Rob the ****ing builder and Dave who grassed me up were in there, but there wasn't a lot of chat going on. <laugh>
     
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  2. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    Surly silence all around then?

    Did you not ask Dave who his favourite member of Supergrass was? Or ask Dave who his favourite insurance salesman was? <laugh>
     
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  3. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    builder rob is a dick.. if he'd f'n been a decent sort he'd have told you what was what about the lass with the eating disorder and you'd have been able to sort it.

    obviously a knuckle dragger so grassy dave can sit with the boring builder and talk about vapour barriers and insulation all he wants IMO.
     
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  4. Or RHC could have not been a **** in the first place <whistle>
     
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  5. saintanton

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    If it's such a ****hole with such an array of alarmingly unpleasant characters, why even go in there?
     
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  6. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    welllllll..... i'll give you that one.
     
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  7. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    it seems the other place is dull as dish water where there's food and sports tv... so i dunno.. he likes it i reckon.
     
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  8. RHC fits in :bandit:
     
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  9. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    Sometimes it's nice to go, as the Cheers song says, where everybody knows your name . . . it also helps if the majority of patrons respond to: 'Oi, ****!' <whistle>
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Right on both counts. However, Dave euphemistically refers to himself as a heating engineer, so they talk about cooking, not building <doh>

    Thanks for your support, unlike some other nasty ****s on here <whistle>
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    1. It's the only alehouse in walking distance.

    2. It can be really good fun - genuinely.

    3. I get lots of dodgy deals in there

    4. Denice has ****ing gorgeous tits.
     
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  12. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    People like being around their peers! <whistle>
     
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    She looked rather flat on her facebook photo!
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh> This ^ <ok>
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Pictures can be deceptive.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Perhaps... not my cup of tea though!




    What is that in front of her there- is it a black lab with it's mouth open biting her?
     
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  17. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Looks like Tim Healy in Benidorm

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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No. It's a ****ing massive rottweiler <yikes>
     
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  19. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I love Rotties!

    OK- my estimation of her has gone up!


    On my way home every day I always drive past this old black man walking this old fat Rottweiler... They make quite an interesting picture together- I always smile because the dog always has some large piece of rubbish in his mouth... A jumbo sized drink cup from a fast food restaurant or convenience store crushed in it's mouth- or an old newspaper... always different and always rubbish (not a stick).

    I wondered if the man gave the rubbish to the dog to carry- or the dog just picks them up... until I saw it happen one day... the dog was not carrying anything for once- and then it spotted a soda bottle on the ground... that old thing came to life and almost caused the old man to topple over in it's pursuit of the trash. I could see in my rearview as I passed that the dogs tail was wagging furiously as it carried it's new trophy.

    It'll be a sad day when I stop seeing either member of that duo walking on my way home.
     
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    Zingy #ziggywould

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    I'm currently looking at a car based in Warrington. Might just pop in if I go down to inspect/buy it.
     
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