Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

Good joke that

 

Its not bad, I expected more from her though if im honest

 

You came up with something better then I suppose..?

 

Probably better than what you can come up with

 

Probably not tbf

 

If I'd said that on here though you bunch of batards would've teared me to shreds though wouldnt you

 

That's cause you're a **** mate

 

Of course... you don't have breasts though

 

True, im not one to argue against fact

I sooooo do, put on 3 stone since leg break. Its more my pecs being snuggly though than moobs

 

Can you feed me from them though...

 

WTF?


You feeling alright mate? You had to much champagne?

 

And if you're serious you'll have to wait until the cats done

 

You saying you don't have a lil drink now and then? It's free and readily available if out and about and no shops around
Can't say I've tried it to be fair (well not in my adult life) but it's not that weird... right

 

****ing hell dude, you never said!

 

I got you a coffee mate, you've clearly had to much at the mod celebration party

 

Can I have milk with that

 

I dont like to go on about it

 

Sorted, but my shirt is now stained

 

I know right.. Are you married btw?

 

So..

What do we do now until the Prem starts again

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