Omlettes

wtf! u R 4 it, ya bassa

 

What would one prefer me to do?

 

Just type as a normal, educated person would do, you see, you are getting the hang of it.

 

...well, since you ask, a shot on yer missus.

 

Aye, spot the redundant comma in yer post ya fanny.

 

I work in finance, redundancy is my speciality! You vagina.

 

Am surprised they Russian Oligarchs hivny caught up with you yet.

 

If they do, then I'm ****ed, ****ing stories I've heard about those ****s. One involving P Diddy or whatever the ****'s name is. To be fair, it isn't one of the more mental stories, but lets just say him and his homies got "telt" and there was **** all they could do because you never **** with a Russian and his yacht!

 

It's why you were hiding out in Geneva, wasn't it?

 

No it wasn't, who ****ing said that?!

 

Oleg.

 

don't listen to that two faced Ukrainian ****. He would rather be with the EU than the USSR, ****ing splitter.

 

Boris seemed pretty annoyed too.

But, dinny worry ma fellow bear, I telt them tae get tae ****.

I could see they were thinking about trying it on with me but ah gave them the 'stare' and they backed doon quick ****in sharpish.

Sorted.

 

Cheers mucker, nice one annat.

 

Bears together. Always.

 

I think we are the only ones on the site, we should just make a "Gambol and Monaco" thread to stop the hassle of going to different threads!

 

Let's not.

 

Too late lover.

 

I noticed

 

PS. Missing comma in your post.