Happy New Year ****s.
What did Santa bring you? I got one of these mini camcorder things and a reconciliation with the missus.
I'm gonna get a blow job tonight! Excellent.
What did Santa bring you? I got one of these mini camcorder things and a reconciliation with the missus.
I'm gonna get a blow job tonight! Excellent.
Nah, I ****ing hate boats. I got a solid gold model of Kevin Costner's left testicle and a half pound of hamburger flavoured caviar. 