Happy New Year ****s. What did Santa bring you? I got one of these mini camcorder things and a reconciliation with the missus. I'm gonna get a blow job tonight! Excellent.
Nah, I ****ing hate boats. I got a solid gold model of Kevin Costner's left testicle and a half pound of hamburger flavoured caviar. I got bought one of those Dremel multi-tool things and not a lot else. I did buy myself an ounce of charlie though...best present ever.
Of course, you'll get a swatch of the wife's snatch too if my camera work is OK. Still waiting for pics of Muir's ex mind you.