The "official" all things Suarez thread

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Sanchez is a blind. He's not that good in the first place - merely a make-weight that we don not really need.

Now the real deal is not being done by Ayre and the lads from Barca. The deal makers or breakers ore JH and the Pres. of Barca. Both have too much personal investment in the deal to really let the 2nd tier loose with this.

So forget Sanchez concentrate upon how close LFC get to the buyout figure. Then pray that we spend the income wisely!

Good to see you loitering and contributing, mate. What was the problem again?
 
Am I the only one that's not upset at the thought of losing Luis?
Don't get me wrong, if we could keep him, then great, but that ain't gonna happen.
So take the money and move on.. Invest wisely and DON'T do a Spurs...
We've a great crop of young players, skillfull players, hungry players to continuing building on..
A front six of..

---------------- Gerrard ----------------
---- Henderson -- Lallana ---------
------------------ Ford -------------------
---- Sterling ---------- Sturridge ------

Doesn't look too bad in my eyes, better bench compared to last year, Lambert, Allen, Can (if/when he signs), Lucas, Suso...
Doesn't include the likes of a few decent players we will no doubt sign when Luis goes..

No you are not!
 
Lol and on the ban note, Blatter has come out and praised Suarez for his apology.

Let's go all tinfoil hat here.

Barca break the rules. FIFA impose a transfer ban.

Barca get ban lifted.

Suarez bites

FIFA impose a 4 month ban and state it's due to past repetitions. This would signal to LFC that the FA would give him a two year ban or life if it happens again.

Suprisingly the ban from everything football related is very likely a breach of his European employment rights but interestingly the one area excluded is the ability to transfer: reason given? Due to his employment rights.

Barca. (Not his club) ask for an apology, Suarez does so, but doesn't include an apology to his actual club who have been screwed most by the ban.

Barca say good boy, and come to negotiate.

FIFA start making nice noises and the prediction is the ban will be greatly reduced, at least DOMESTICALLY. The Spanish FA aren't anti him so he's got a clean slate and the third best player in the world is where he belongs playing with the darlings of world football.

Now the conspiracy is unlikely but golly gosh aren't Barca the luckiest club in the world.........?
 
Lol and on the ban note, Blatter has come out and praised Suarez for his apology.

Let's go all tinfoil hat here.

Barca break the rules. FIFA impose a transfer ban.

Barca get ban lifted.

Suarez bites

FIFA impose a 4 month ban and state it's due to past repetitions. This would signal to LFC that the FA would give him a two year ban or life if it happens again.

Suprisingly the ban from everything football related is very likely a breach of his European employment rights but interestingly the one area excluded is the ability to transfer: reason given? Due to his employment rights.

Barca. (Not his club) ask for an apology, Suarez does so, but doesn't include an apology to his actual club who have been screwed most by the ban.

Barca say good boy, and come to negotiate.

FIFA start making nice noises and the prediction is the ban will be greatly reduced, at least DOMESTICALLY. The Spanish FA aren't anti him so he's got a clean slate and the third best player in the world is where he belongs playing with the darlings of world football.

Now the conspiracy is unlikely but golly gosh aren't Barca the luckiest club in the world.........?

Not really, they aren't all that good any more like they were 5 years ago.
Plus they are about to pay a fortune for a player, who WILL offend again and is batshit crazy, in a deperate attempt to cling to the glory days.
 
Lol and on the ban note, Blatter has come out and praised Suarez for his apology.

Let's go all tinfoil hat here.

Barca break the rules. FIFA impose a transfer ban.

Barca get ban lifted.

Suarez bites

FIFA impose a 4 month ban and state it's due to past repetitions. This would signal to LFC that the FA would give him a two year ban or life if it happens again.

Suprisingly the ban from everything football related is very likely a breach of his European employment rights but interestingly the one area excluded is the ability to transfer: reason given? Due to his employment rights.

Barca. (Not his club) ask for an apology, Suarez does so, but doesn't include an apology to his actual club who have been screwed most by the ban.

Barca say good boy, and come to negotiate.

FIFA start making nice noises and the prediction is the ban will be greatly reduced, at least DOMESTICALLY. The Spanish FA aren't anti him so he's got a clean slate and the third best player in the world is where he belongs playing with the darlings of world football.

Now the conspiracy is unlikely but golly gosh aren't Barca the luckiest club in the world.........?

That'd be the best Blatter popcorn ever.

rawk would literally go into meltdown, there'd be fatwa's called, the whole bag of mash <laugh>
 
Not really, they aren't all that good any more like they were 5 years ago.
Plus they are about to pay a fortune for a player, who WILL offend again and is batshit crazy, in a deperate attempt to cling to the glory days.

chances are he'll do so before he is 30... so yeah next time could be in cl for example
 
Lol and on the ban note, Blatter has come out and praised Suarez for his apology.

Let's go all tinfoil hat here.

Barca break the rules. FIFA impose a transfer ban.

Barca get ban lifted.

Suarez bites

FIFA impose a 4 month ban and state it's due to past repetitions. This would signal to LFC that the FA would give him a two year ban or life if it happens again.

Suprisingly the ban from everything football related is very likely a breach of his European employment rights but interestingly the one area excluded is the ability to transfer: reason given? Due to his employment rights.

Barca. (Not his club) ask for an apology, Suarez does so, but doesn't include an apology to his actual club who have been screwed most by the ban.

Barca say good boy, and come to negotiate.

FIFA start making nice noises and the prediction is the ban will be greatly reduced, at least DOMESTICALLY. The Spanish FA aren't anti him so he's got a clean slate and the third best player in the world is where he belongs playing with the darlings of world football.

Now the conspiracy is unlikely but golly gosh aren't Barca the luckiest club in the world.........?

problem is........... not many lfc fans care. there is a small level of confidence that john henry will follow through on his stand for less than 12 months ago and not be mugged so the fee will be huges and the reality is a big sigh of relief should be released when he goes... like i said all last season... enjoy it while it lasts
 
tobes stop trying to lick my balls. you know that not finding you funny does not equal no sense of humour

Anyone who can't raise a smile at rawk hasn't though.....

& I wouldn't go near your stinking scrote thanks all the same honey ;)
 
I've never visited this Rawk site..Tobes scared me away from it lol...

Obviously the scenario I painted was utter Tosh but it would make the Suarez movie more exciting and might reignite David Duchovanys career?