The one thing you can be sure of is that your relationship with the club is probably the longest one you will ever have.
In which case you still call her a bitch to cheer your mate up. They were always too good for her anyway.thing is I never loved adam. i loved the club and he ****ed the club over.
it's more like my mate got dumped.
Just found out I'm graduating from Loughborough University with a 2:2 in Automotive Engineering![]()
I dumped my first love on Valentine's Day, after a two-year relationship. Maybe I'm a bigger **** than Adam Lallana.
Nothing like Valentine's Day to show you how you really feel.
I've never had a girlfriend, I've just suffered rejection. Kinda like when a club tries to sign someone but the bid is rejected, which is pretty common.
Using a football analogy to describe relationships, and vice versa, is strange...

Had no choice. Her mate caught me smooching some other girl in a club the night before, told my girlfriend, who then confronted me. So I had to come clean. Like I say, worse than what Adam has done.
Had no choice. Her mate caught me smooching some other girl in a club the night before, told my girlfriend, who then confronted me. So I had to come clean. Like I say, worse than what Adam has done.
Yeah, pretty low.
get out you slut.
Just to clarify, the thread is a metaphor for Lallana. Not actually about girlfriends.
Yeah, but there's already a hundred threads related to how much people want Adam Lallana to die. This one is quite refreshing.
This one is OK if it's about Lallana, otherwise it's off topic. Sorry to be a boring mod but this is a football forum after all.
Wow, just watched the first episode of Fargo. Awesome.
Yeah, but there's already a hundred threads related to how much people want Adam Lallana to die. This one is quite refreshing.
This one is OK if it's about Lallana, otherwise it's off topic. Sorry to be a boring mod but this is a football forum after all.
Come on guys, I was drunk!