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How many gallons of the black stuff did you get through this aft mate?
Luis Suarez appreciation thread
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How many gallons of the black stuff did you get through this aft mate?
39 games missed through suspension. Dragging your clubs name through the dirt with racism, biting, cheating et al and yet club and fans stood by him throughout and you reckon LFC still owe him?
lol
Have you ever managed to get some poor female drunk enough to see a tit in the flesh? I'd wager not
At least darn sarf they don't steal another country's water
The biggest thieves in the country come from darn sarf Lee.
Red wine usually mate. I like the odd Perroni as well
Off out tonight for a meal and a few glasses
Sorry if this has already been done: been on nights and just got up:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/wo...ini-tells-FIFA-panel-FELL-Italy-defender.html
FFS Luis, even McCormick could come up with something better than this!
Would have thought any appeal would have been based on the unprecedented severity of it, not some hysterical nonsense like this.
Reminds me of the old joke (stop reading if you've read it before), about the vicar who found a talking frog in the garden. It said it was a choirboy and a wicked witch had put a spell on it, turning him into a frog, and that he need to be warmed up to turn back into a choirboy. So the vicar took it in and gave it warm milk and put it in front of the fire. Still not warm enough, he rubbed it with a warn towel. An hour passed, not warm enough still, he put it in his bed, put on the electric blanket, rubbed himself vigorously against it, and then - pow! he changed back into a naked choirboy!
And that, your Honour, is the case for the defence.....
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/wo...ini-tells-FIFA-panel-FELL-Italy-defender.html
FFS Luis, even McCormick could come up with something better than this!
Would have thought any appeal would have been based on the unprecedented severity of it, not some hysterical nonsense like this.Reminds me of the old joke (stop reading if you've read it before), about the vicar who found a talking frog in the garden. It said it was a choirboy and a wicked witch had put a spell on it, turning him into a frog, and that he need to be warmed up to turn back into a choirboy. So the vicar took it in and gave it warm milk and put it in front of the fire. Still not warm enough, he rubbed it with a warn towel. An hour passed, not warm enough still, he put it in his bed, put on the electric blanket, rubbed himself vigorously against it, and then - pow! he changed back into a naked choirboy!
And that, your Honour, is the case for the defence.....
Aye, trouble with 'net today. ha d to turn the ****er on and off three times. I'll use my phone instead henceforth.
Says the dude so old that he remembers a time a time when he didn't get a discount on his Everton season-ticket with his mobile phone plan.
If your phones like mine it will drive you insane.
For some reason it suddenly jumps back to the top when i am writing something lol.
i use iphone.. its ok... not marvellous but ok.
i got a hot tip on a horse today so if it comes i'm i'm buying an ipad... so that'll be fun
i got a hot tip on a horse today so if it comes i'm i'm buying an ipad... so that'll be fun
Using a Z1 here amd the phones great but on this site it has a few issues. Also turned auto correct off as it is the worst thing ever. Does ejd up habing liads of errprd thi.
We're all creatures of impulse - far, far more than we care to admit. Read a fabulous article in New Scientist a few months back that basically says the brain is so hard-wired from birth to assimilate various impulses and experience that the subconscious (the bit that REALLY drives the mind - read Blink by Malcolm Gladwell) controls that much that free will is really an illusion. There's a whole discussion there about where pre-determined actions blur with reflex and impulse urges, and how certain behaviours just become coping strategies.
All that said, the three bites I saw Luis do where not reflex actions, as in responding to a poke in the eye or elbow in the face thing. FFS, he basically rolls up Ivanovic's sleeve before biting him. Considering the actual bodily damage done though, and without apologising for the ****wit at all, would we have all this mass-hysteria and unprecedented punishments had he gone around giving opponents Chinese burns? You could just imagine him coming up with the same cock-headed defence though: "Please Mister FIFA, I was just ran into his arm as I was going towards the ball, instinctively held it to try to push it away, then he moved his arm and suddenly I had a sore palm. He then lay on the floor screaming for the ref.
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