Luis Suarez appreciation thread

As for UIR, no one takes anything he says seriously, and rightly so.

#Messi'sstillgreat

 

Given you did the same thing but made a leaving thread only to come back the next ****ing day with a new account, means you're the last person who should be taking the piss

 

Messi = BOSS

 

Like you're an expert on compulsive disorders when you've patently not got a scoob on the subject? That sort of thing?

Yeah right oh.

My irony meter is now in bits all over the floor

 

Prove it.

You cant. One of the downsides of alcohol and reality abuse.

Keep going though. If you think anyone takes anything you say seriously then

#lizardsaretakingover
#reptilians
#abovetopsecret
#turningyellow

 

Alcohol abuse has convinced him i said messi would be **** in 2 years... 2 years ago.

Its a horrible thing alcohol abuse. Destroys a man and those around him.

Get help bringbackfootie.

 

Think I need to update my ignore list.

One just cannot ever have a debate with UIR, he's even worse on the manc board.

 

Thats why the only sensible suarez discussion took place in the united board. Liverpool and united fans discussing sensibly.

No sisu
No astro

Ruined by liverpool fan rainbow jeremy though.

Get back to your paranoid existence you utter waste of oxygen.

#lizardsgonnagetya

 

This thread has delivered mucho entertainment to me sitting in an apartment in Vienna waiting for my lazy friends to wake up. The lizard hashtags are getting me every time!

Quick thanks to everyone posting for the enjoyment factor

 

Watch out, lizards about

 

If anyone gets bored talking about Suarez, take a break and have a quick game of biteman.

http://bitemangame.com/

Yes, Pacman reinvented as Suarez running around a maze and dodging red card wielding refs

 

Luis Suarez told Fifa's disciplinary panel that he did not deliberately bite Italy defender Giorgio Chiellini at the World Cup, the Associated Press (AP) is reporting.

AP says Suarez outlined his defence in Spanish in a letter dated June 25, one day before an independent disciplinary committee banned him from all football activity for four months.

"In no way it happened how you have described, as a bite or intent to bite," the Uruguay striker wrote.

"After the impact ... I lost my balance, making my body unstable and falling on top of my opponent. At that moment I hit my face against the player leaving a small bruise on my cheek and a strong pain in my teeth."

However, the seven-strong panel dismissed the argument.

no wonder they banned the **** for 4 months

 

Can't play it, no flash player on my tablet.

 

That is cringeworthy. Why was he allowed to defend himself with that statement? Surely someone, an advisor, legal rep, etc would have told him that his defense was ridiculous. They should have at least looked at the video footage before making up an excuse.

I guess it is indicative of the whole situation that he tried to defend himself anyway. Learn when to put your hands up man.

 

It can't have helped him that he came up with such a ridiculous excuse, as it showed he was just lying instead of admitting his guilt and apologising profusely for his ridiculous behaviour. If he'd have shown some contrition they might have gone a bit easier on him

 

Maybe he learned from the Evra case that if you try to have an honest conversation including admitting the part of the charge you did do then they don't care about anything else you have to say.

 

But in this case, that statement does nothing other than confirm his guilt because of the outrageous excuse and I bet the punishment levied considered that he did not accept his guilt.

 

Trust you to try and defend the indefensible

 

He didnt learn anything seeing as he tried to lie his way out of that one as well.

 

Wasting your time with this rawkite.