im not a fan of the thigh stroking Festival either , Coachella ****s on it from a height so great you could polish it and call it a Badger !
Some ****e on this years line up. Wouldn't mind watching these
Friday- Arcade Fire, De La Soul, Interpol, Blondie
Saturday- Jack White, Jake Bugg, Pixies. Manics
Sunday- Kasabian, Black Keys, Massive Attack, The Wailers, Public Service Broadcasting
Are Public Service Broadcasting the ones who use lines from films over music samples to create songs?
Metallica are a funny choice as a headline act. Very few of the usual Glastonbury crowd will know anything of theirs.
Tulip Mazumbadumba the BBC's correspondent there interviewed this girl today and it went:
"So Alisia, this is your 3rd Glastonbury, what is it that keeps you coming back?"
"erm well it's like erm the vibe and like erm the people and erm like, I dunno just erm like the general like vibe really so erm......like......yeah huhu"
f**kwit.
Do you think they'll have Pixies on the highlights, even for just one song, or will it just be 2 hours solid of the headliners?
Was she a scruffy cow that looked like she needed a wash?
Blondie on now! She's still got it! Had her poster on my wall when I was just realising you didn't just piss out of it!

All of the festivals seem to have all the same acts. I don't see the point.
Glampers, poncey wellies and idiots snorting "legal highs" or taking horse drugs.
Buncha ****s.
It's all changed since I saw the Poison Girls and Crass at a festival in the good old days.
Now get the f**k off my lawn.