Summer 2014 Transfer rumour thread - Part V

[Beef]

I will feel guilty if we sign him.

I like Burnley, if only for the players they have sold us! Would be nice to see Vokes and Ings partnership in the PL.

Vokes is meh.

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

I'm sure we all know, but he's a Saints fan - so maybe, just maybe, it'd appeal to him and we could twist Burnley's arm.

Nice to be talking about incomings, even though it's off the back of Adam and Luke.

They're dead to me!

 

[Le Tissier's Laces]

They're dead to me!

They have been for about 2 months.

 

[tomw24]

Nor will I, £15m for the pair seems a tad steep considering that's the lion's share of what we got from the Lallana sale though.

15/25 is not really a lion's share.

 

[Sotonist]

No guilt with pillaging others now, everyone for themselves.......

surely it's the manner one pillages in?

the lallana transfer has been a clusterfuck.

 

[Osvaldorama]

Vokes is meh.

I didn't mean for us... I meant for Burnley!

I would be happy to watch them, but even happier if we did get Ings!

 

[Le Tissier's Laces]

15/25 is not really a lion's share.

Oh god, you just walked into his argument-trap there Tom!

 

[Beef]

I didn't mean for us... I meant for Burnley!

I would be happy to watch them, but even happier if we did get Ings!

Ah

 

[Sotonist]

15/25 is not really a lion's share.

15/18.75 is

 

[tomw24]

Oh god, you just walked into his argument-trap there Tom!

I'm up for an argument, bring it on!

 

[Schad]

surely it's the manner one pillages in?

If one only does it occasionally. We've pillaged Burnley with such frequency that we should have held out for a buy-five-get-your-sixth-free loyalty card.

 

[Beef]

Oh god, you just walked into his argument-trap there Tom!

Yep I got out of it by ignoring.

 

[pass the football]

15/25 is not really a lion's share.

Well, as the lion's share simply means the majority, it is actually. We didn't get £25m though. 15/19 is the lion's share, presumably even by your definition.

 

[Sotonist]

If one only does it occasionally. We've pillaged Burnley with such frequency that we should have held out for a buy-five-get-your-sixth-free loyalty card.

they owe us one for fox and thomas.

charging a fee for a guy who is nearly out of contract to boot.

 

[Beef]

Would love Ings here but then I am biased.

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

Would love Ings here but then I am biased.

Are you dating his sister?

 

[Le Tissier's Laces]

.......and there it is.......

 

[pass the football]

Oh god, you just walked into his argument-trap there Tom!

Oh for the love of...

 

[Beef]

Are you dating his sister?

Nah I know him through a mate. Played footy with him a few times.

 

[Le Tissier's Laces]

Oh for the love of...

Well you didn't disappoint. Another circular discussion will likely ensue......