Mate, we've stood by him through Evragate and his first feast while on our books against Chelsea, he's dragging our clubs name through the mud and costing the club money.
Hell leave anyway soon, but if you feel so much love why not move south to Uruguay.
What money?
Worst case scenario we just get the £30m from playing in the Champions League, the extra £5m or so for finishing 2nd, discounts on better players for having CL, and "only" make about £40m profit on his transfer.
That doesn't even include getting to watch some of the best football ever.
There isn't a football fan in the world who wouldn't take that deal.

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