The Official Suarez "our ****" Thread (closing this thread at noon so get commenting)

[goonercymraeg]

Heck I'll give you rep simply for not being Hans

Rep

I need to spread it about a bit before I give you some

 

[saintanton]

That means he likes you

 

[BBFs Unpopular View]

Returned
I think he thought I was being serious about the water thieving the other night

You were and you know it.

I hear you are working on a plan to get it back, a giant straw.

 

[goonercymraeg]

Repped. Cheers Page.

I've got my next Limerick, it may be my masterpiece!


Our number seven may resemble a horse,

But he adores LFC with some force,

His love is no bluff,

'Cos he ****s us enough,

'Though not in the good way, of course!

Poetry rep

 

[BBFs Unpopular View]

I need to spread it about a bit before I give you some

No need, I am in my emo rep mood this week, acquiring negative rep.

 

[BBFs Unpopular View]

Repped. Cheers Page.

I've got my next Limerick, it may be my masterpiece!


Our number seven may resemble a horse,

But he adores LFC with some force,

His love is no bluff,

'Cos he ****s us enough,

'Though not in the good way, of course!

Oh oh, did CCC just give Page the poetry version of the people's elbow?

Careful now, page will come back at you with a broken limerick with sharp edges

 

[goonercymraeg]

You were and you know it.

I hear you are working on a plan to get it back, a giant straw.

It's a ****ing massive straw.

 

[BBFs Unpopular View]

It's a ****ing massive straw.

So you tell the woolies anyway.

 

[Page_Moss_Kopite]

Oh oh, did CCC just give Page the poetry version of the people's elbow?

Careful now, page will come back at you with a broken limerick with sharp edges

 

[goonercymraeg]

So you tell the woolies anyway.

I never have any complaints

 

[CCC]

Oh oh, did CCC just give Page the poetry version of the people's elbow?

Careful now, page will come back at you with a broken limerick with sharp edges

The Pentameter is mightier than the Spoonerism! To coin a really **** phrase . . . which doesn't really work come to think of it. Release the Doggerel!

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

I never have any complaints

Obviously, otherwise you'd be just talking to yourself

 

[goonercymraeg]

Obviously, otherwise you'd be just talking to yourself

I don't bother with small talk I just get straight down to business

 

[Diego]

I wish I could just read the comments from people who's opinions I'm actually interested in instead of having to wade through all the gleeful troll posts.

just put people on your ignore list, then you can just read happy posts

 

[Hash.]

I can only do Fr.Dougal Maguire

I want to eat your shoulders bay bee , let me eat your shoulders yeah.

Ffs dougal therell be no rapping

 

[goonercymraeg]

Apparently Liverpool have received an £75 million offer for Suarez from Borussia Munchonacentreback

 

[Page_Moss_Kopite]

Apparently Liverpool have received an £75 million offer for Suarez from Borussia Munchonacentreback

They're not in the Chompians League so you're lying.

 

[goonercymraeg]

They're not in the Chompians League so you're lying.

****ing hell you lads are taking the Suarez debacle well.Our board would be in total meltdown by now

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

****ing hell you lads are taking the Suarez debacle well.Our board would be in total meltdown by now

Been there three times already

 

[saintanton]

The Pentameter is mightier than the Spoonerism! To coin a really **** phrase . . . which doesn't really work come to think of it. Release the Doggerel!

The Spentameter Poonerism beats.