Luke Shaw's lesson?

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I bet his parents will be having a "word" with him when he gets home
It does show what problems he will face if he moves away from SMS and become a Big Time Charlie in Manchester.
The status of playing for Manure and the huge wages will make him the target for every tart and tramp in the north west
 
A bit of topic, but one ruhmore paper has claimed Koeman has just put the price up to £40m.
Now that's more like it!
 
The Echo have interpreted it correctly...he wasn't begging and it was more like banter. I also bet you have to do a lot to 'shock' anyone who lives in the Playboy Mansion...I'm sure he didn't 'want a relationship' and probably never expected to even meet her. He's a young lad, bored in the company of mainly older people...needed to have his teddy or JWP with him. However, Luke has previous for this...he's prone to being silly and is a disaster waiting to happen. Will he learn from this...no....expect a few blurry videos and more 'shocked and horrified' young madams over the next few years. Alex Ferguson was in favour of his young stars getting married early (apart from Becks! :)) and I think we can see why.
 
Bet her Mother is very proud? Being a playmate in the playmate mansion, what a wonderful career to aspire to?
Still at least the girl is sat on a goldmine.
 
As covered earlier, I still can't believe that an 18 year old wanting a threesome with models is a story. No ****.
 
When he gets to Man U they'll have to get someone senior like Giggsy or Rooney to take him under their wing..........umm maybe not, but at least tell him how a super injunction works.
 
When he gets to Man U they'll have to get someone senior like Giggsy or Rooney to take him under their wing..........umm maybe not, but at least tell him how a super injunction works.

Considering the super-injunctions became public knowledge, I don't think those guys are the best to be advising on the subject.
 
On the plus side if Koeman does decide to play three at the back it will probably be enough to keep him here for another year :)
 
I get the "three" bit, because threesome, but I'm not sure what I'm supposed to take from "at the back".