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Luke Shaw's lesson?

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  1. SaintRachel

    SaintRachel Active Member

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  2. Dark Lord SFC

    Dark Lord SFC Well-Known Member

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    I bet his parents will be having a "word" with him when he gets home
    It does show what problems he will face if he moves away from SMS and become a Big Time Charlie in Manchester.
    The status of playing for Manure and the huge wages will make him the target for every tart and tramp in the north west
     
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  3. Saint_rob

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    A bit of topic, but one ruhmore paper has claimed Koeman has just put the price up to £40m.
    Now that's more like it!
     
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  4. CBK

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    Tabloid scum target the private messages of an 18 year old.

    #britishvalues
     
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  5. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    The Echo have interpreted it correctly...he wasn't begging and it was more like banter. I also bet you have to do a lot to 'shock' anyone who lives in the Playboy Mansion...I'm sure he didn't 'want a relationship' and probably never expected to even meet her. He's a young lad, bored in the company of mainly older people...needed to have his teddy or JWP with him. However, Luke has previous for this...he's prone to being silly and is a disaster waiting to happen. Will he learn from this...no....expect a few blurry videos and more 'shocked and horrified' young madams over the next few years. Alex Ferguson was in favour of his young stars getting married early (apart from Becks! :)) and I think we can see why.
     
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  6. Clem Fandango

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    Most girls aren't into incest, that's the main lesson he should learn.
     
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  7. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    You are assuming that Luke is capable of thinking things through :)...he texts before he thinks. Koeman likes twitter....Luke should only be allowed to tweet him.
     
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  8. Dell Boy

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    Bet her Mother is very proud? Being a playmate in the playmate mansion, what a wonderful career to aspire to?
    Still at least the girl is sat on a goldmine.
     
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  9. Dan

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    As covered earlier, I still can't believe that an 18 year old wanting a threesome with models is a story. No ****.
     
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    or 44 year olds for that matter :)
     
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  11. It’s Only A Game

    It’s Only A Game Well-Known Member

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    When he gets to Man U they'll have to get someone senior like Giggsy or Rooney to take him under their wing..........umm maybe not, but at least tell him how a super injunction works.
     
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  12. Joe!

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    Considering the super-injunctions became public knowledge, I don't think those guys are the best to be advising on the subject.
     
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  13. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Not sure that Luke is ready for the big, wide world.
     
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    On the plus side if Koeman does decide to play three at the back it will probably be enough to keep him here for another year :)
     
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  15. Joe!

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    He won't though, because he very rarely has in the past.
     
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  16. It’s Only A Game

    It’s Only A Game Well-Known Member

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    I think you've missed the innuendo joke. Three at the back! Ooh matron.
     
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  17. Joe!

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    I get the "three" bit, because threesome, but I'm not sure what I'm supposed to take from "at the back".
     
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  18. St George

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    I don't think Mowgli was necessarily talking about defenders..
     
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  19. Joe!

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    Because Shaw would be more of a winger in that formation?
     
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  20. It’s Only A Game

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    Not sure what position Luke was expecting to play in. You'll have to wait for the next edition of the Super Soar-away Sun for the specifics.
     
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