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your mixed drinks idea

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  1. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    "The Jellybean" - equal parts vodka, gin, vermouth and tonic water, add ice and slice of lime. Wash down with a big line of charlie and a malboro menthol smoked from an ivory tipped cigarette holder. Silver tipped will do if you are slumming it or conservation minded.
     
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  2. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    You planning on having gay sex with Noel Coward's ghost?
     
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  3. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    so long as he`s a gentleman and remembers to go upstairs first
     
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  4. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>
     
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  5. Newgod

    Newgod Gaylord

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    this one is for the experienced drinkers her in not606
    cow pi.ss, dog pi.ss, cat pi.ss rat pi.ss, two table spoon rat poison for the afterburn taste, that amount will not kill you,,
    condensed milk, some eagle sh.it, 2 indian lemons full (juice only) , two cherries,
    1 table spoon chocolate chips, donkey sh.it and finally the person who is drinking this drink, his/her sh.it
    that would be like on special occassions only drink on the house,
    not sold to all but only to Privilege class members only
    just like the casino i co own in vegas city
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Bealey...

    ...eh, whit is your sig all about then? <laugh>
     
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    It appears Newgod has access to your medical records :)
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
    .
     
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  10. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    ****ing hell.
     
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  11. jonathan acworth 1971

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    nearly fell over mind u
     
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