Personally I think he's a c**t but in the nature of this post I will grudgingly say happy birthday lol
Thank you and all the 10's of millions in advance, i am sorry that i could not reply to all your cards and messages, or even the aerial display, the parachuters were excellent, the red arrows were brill as the norm, queen liz has made a better cup of tea tbf and the maids have given better baths but its early days, june 1st could get better
I didn't know where to send the stripper so I booked her at mine instead. Happy birthday marra, hope you get a new quality striker for your birthday.
Happy birthday fella. Today is one of those very rare days when you can have your cake and scran it too. Enjoy.
Makes my surprise look really tame... Out of sheer embarrassment I've cancelled the Brazilian Women's Jelly Wrestling Team !! Have a great day marra