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A recent article in the Dominion Post reported that a woman, Anne Maynard, has sued Wellington Hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex.
A hospital spokesman replied:
"Mr. Maynard was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight
 
kiwiqpr said:
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.
Her boss asked sympathetically, 'What's the matter?'
The blonde replies,
'Early this morning I got a phone call saying that
My mother had passed away.'
The boss, feeling sorry for her, says,
'Why don't you go home for the day?
Take the day off to relax & rest.'
'Thanks, but I'd be better off here.
I need to keep my mind off it and
I have the best chance of doing that here.'
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual.
A couple of hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde.
He looks out from his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically.
'What's so bad now? Are you gonna be okay?' he asks.
'No!' exclaims the blonde.
'I just received a horrible call from my sister.
Her mother died, too!'
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<diva>rep
 
kiwiqpr said:
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.
Her boss asked sympathetically, 'What's the matter?'
The blonde replies,
'Early this morning I got a phone call saying that
My mother had passed away.'
The boss, feeling sorry for her, says,
'Why don't you go home for the day?
Take the day off to relax & rest.'
'Thanks, but I'd be better off here.
I need to keep my mind off it and
I have the best chance of doing that here.'
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual.
A couple of hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde.
He looks out from his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically.
'What's so bad now? Are you gonna be okay?' he asks.
'No!' exclaims the blonde.
'I just received a horrible call from my sister.
Her mother died, too!'
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that is so bad, it deserves rep
 
PattyNchips2 said:
that is so bad, it deserves rep
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smhbcfc said:
repped
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Guywanderer said:
<diva>rep
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kiwiqpr said:
A recent article in the Dominion Post reported that a woman, Anne Maynard, has sued Wellington Hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex.
A hospital spokesman replied:
"Mr. Maynard was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight
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Wooperts_duck said:
Astro repped
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Agent Bruce said:
Think everybody has had a few hiccups the last few days.
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Is Vic there? said:
Please , someone tell me that yesterday never happened?!

Oh, wait a minute, my Rep power has been put on a boil wash and bloody shrunk <steam>

Morning everyone .
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Albert's Chip Shop said:
just had a dose of neg rep of a certain muppet... made me chuckle.
he should refrain from bringing his pea shooter to an ICBM fight next time.
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canary-dave said:
Morning Vic, I'll try to boost your power later <ok>
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Obi Wan said:
Rep
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reppppppppp
 
Is Vic there? said:
Rep for AB
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Agent Bruce said:
Managed to stay online long enough to return some.
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Wooperts_duck said:
Trouble at t' mill REP for Brucie
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kiwiqpr said:
Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.







As they walk, they come across a sign:

"Beauty contest to find the most beautiful woman in the world."

"I am entering" said Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"
" First Place ," said Snow White.



They continue walking and they see a sign:

"Contest to find the strongest man in the world.."

"I'm entering," says Superman.
After half an hour he returns and they ask him,
"How did you make out?""


First Place ," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt it?"




They continue walking when they see a sign:
"Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"
Pinocchio enters. After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes...

"What happened?" they asked.
"Who the hell is Chris Cairns?" asked Pinocchio.
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repped
 
Just got scammed out of $25. Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favourite 18 Holes".





Turns out it's about golf. Absolute waste of money! Pass this on so others don't get scammed.
 
My neighbour was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing
through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn.

He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair.

He said with excitement, "You appear quite elderly to be driving."

"Well, yes, I am," she replied proudly.
"I'll be 97 next month, and I am now old enough that I don't even need a driver's license anymore."

"You don't need a driver's license anymore?!?"

That's right! The last time I went to my doctor, he examined me and asked if I had a driver's license.

I told him 'yes' and handed it to him. He took scissors out of the drawer,
cut the license into pieces, and threw them in the waste basket, saying, '
You won't need this anymore'.

So I thanked him and left!"
 
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