Scotch Independence - the countdown

Then your opinion is worthless

 

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The audacity to take a pink crayon into the polling booth

 

You're a good drawer man.

 

Not really. I just slapped my tadger on the paper and drew round it.

 

you'd make a good draughtsman

 

was the ballot paper a post-it note?

 

You're a good tracer man.

 

Although I have been an outspoken advocate of independence I now find myself swithering . The No supporters seem to be a melodious bunch and I've always wanted to be able to play a musical instrument .

 

Ye can sook ma purple headed flute

 

I've always been a more Yes man than No supporter but the Yes campaign seems to be built on national pride and 'social justice' (whatever that means) then any real reasons.

If I was leader of an Independent Scotland, I'd cut benefits, lower taxes, charge England for the water we give them, tell them we'll keep trident but only if they take care of the national debt and send us Cheryle Cole's worn panties once she takes them off every night.

 

Only if ye let me strum yer banjo as well..

 

It's about self determination mate . We want to be able to look at the ****s that are ****ing up our country and know it's awe oor ain fault .

 

It's about scotch patriots like ST and Venom.
Here's Venom out looking for Toby and ST behind him in the William Wallace t-shirt:

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But we want to go it alone....

.... and join the EU.

That's the biggest **** up about the whole thing.

With Team GB, we at least have a strong mandate to say "**** up Jacques and Helmut" without much fear, but without Nige, then we're just wee Jock the Cock shouting about Oil, fish and waves.

We want independence, then **** the EU too.

But we all know that globalisation is all about free trade and partnership of nations, and the partnership we have just now ain't that bad.

GBTP

 

That there is Carluke Gay Pride .

 

Hoots mon.

There's a beastie in ma sporran.

Och aye the noo.

 

We are already in the EU though so if after independence they say wir no we will sue their arse and make a mint . This also applies to Nato .

 

That William Wallace t-shirt: if I went out in a t-shirt with Edward I, Henry VIII or Cromwell on it people would think I was crazy.

 

So yer admitting to being a yes man?

Go get ma ****in coffee then send yer missus in to me fur a shaggin. I expect a thank you afterwards.