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Discussion in 'Bristol City' started by Shinycitylad7, Apr 11, 2012.

  1. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    **** off we get 3 - 4 days a year sometimes.

    You do realise that I might live in Wales, but I can get to the mall quicker than you, don't you?
     
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  2. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Yeah..... but after you have to drive back to wales.... I don't <laugh>
     
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  3. RedorDead

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    You have to use that as the title, with a pointless thread attached
     
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  4. RedorDead

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    Stockwood v Chepstow mmmmmmmmmm tough call. Is the Man in the Moon still there?
     
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  5. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Stockwood every day of the week. 1 it isn't wales, 2 in on a hill, 3 my views are probably one of the best in Bristol. 4. Nothing ever dangerous happens here.

    Man on the moon... Not sure, I don't live up the top, it's a ****hole up there <laugh>
     
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  6. RedorDead

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    I left there when I was 4 so could not remember the name properly, my mum worked there that's all I remember,
     
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  7. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    you sound surprised thats all you got from shiny <laugh> would have thought you be use to that :)
     
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  8. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    I was confused to as to why he said that? I mean the vine I sent was 6 seconds, it's impossible for a vine to be longer as that's all the recording time you're allowed. Even more confused as to why he wants to see a longer video of a naked Chinese man fighting <laugh> Here you go ROD. Try this website www.XNXX.com <ok>
     
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    <laugh>.
     
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  10. RedorDead

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    I wanted to see some ****er kicking the **** out of someone, that's all. Not 2 seconds of handbag pulling.
     
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  11. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Has anyone seen the video of a girl getting hit by a spade <laugh> ****ing Muricans are ******ed
     
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    It's ****ing hilarious..
     
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  13. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Have you seen the whole video yet or just the vines?
     
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  14. Lan Logger

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    video, vines I even follow the two girls on twitter
     
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  15. RedorDead

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    Alright ****ers and my mate Shiny
     
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    CJS went to A&E the other day, he sat down in front of the nurse said he had a problem with his penis. She said ok let's have a look. CJS went red and said promise me you won't laugh? The nurse said in my 20 years in this profession I've never laughed at a patient. Ok he said as he dropped his trousers and she looked at it and saw it was no bigger than a AAA battery and let out a laugh. CJS got all embarrassed as the nurse apologised to him saying she's really sorry and didn't know what came over her. Holding in a laugh she asked him what's the problem then.
    CJS replied "it's swollen" the nurse ran out crying with laughter.
     
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    Taking a short cut home along the railway line the other night CJS met a woman, he had sex right there and then in every position imaginable."Did you get a blow job" I asked him, oh no he said, I never found her head.
     
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  18. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    CJS pulled his cock out of this fat girl's arse, then she turned over, spread her legs revealing her sweaty, hairy minge, and said, "Are you going to eat that?"

    "Your pussy?" he asked, disgusted.

    "No...., that," she replied, pointing at the sweetcorn on his knob.
     
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    Lanny, did you fancy Austria on the Eurovision Song Contest?
     
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  20. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Morning ****ers :)
     
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