hense why all the recent activity
Let's kick some russian arse!
Jonno just won my vote for Lord Mayor of London.
And who told you this wee gem?
He's running for Mayor not Lord Mayor.

I didny kow there was a difference![]()
Lord Mayor is purely ceremonial, and relates only to the City of London. If afforded this honour, Jonno will be allowed to wear a massive gold chain on special occasions, can ride around in a big ****-off coach, and will have the right to herd pigs and sheep across London Bridge.