Yeah, pull the other one. Spurs and Swansea got no penalties at all last season. Hardly two ultra-defensive sides without any attacking talent.
Villa hit the bar, as Weimann's header crashes back down and it looks close. Still haven't had a shot on target. Joe Hart went walkabout.
Opta Joe: 152 - Manchester City have now scored 152 goals in all competitions this season, 109 more than Aston Villa. Gulf. Bloody hell!
Fair play to Sunderland, they earned the right to stay up - unlike Norwich, who threw in the towel last month and just sat there and waited for the inevitable.
City were magnificent again. Playing the kind of football that I dream of seeing us playing but I don't think the rest of our fans would enjoy. They'd have been booed off at half time if it was Spurs Real have all but lost their chance at the title now with a late equaliser from Valladolid.
"Playing the kind of football that I dream of seeing us playing but I don't think the rest of our fans would enjoy. They'd have been booed off at half time if it was Spurs" After the other day, pragmatism trumps purity. Citeh only had to ensure there wasn't an upset tonight.
And Bale is inexplicably out in a crucial game. He must be planning a dream move somewhere, if the past is any guide...
If you've got a spare billion quid, or so, that you don't know what else to do with, I'm sure it could be arranged....
"If you've got a spare billion quid, or so, that you don't know what else to do with" Paying off UEFA FFP fines is what they might be doing with it for a while.
West Ham manager Sam Allardyce, 59, says everyone would like to see Liverpool win the Premier League title. (Source: Independent) He clearly has never visited this site or spoken to a United fan.
Liverpool have scored 99 goals, which means that we can finally imitate Jay-Z and say: Liverpool got 99 goals but the league ain't won