That is the best translation I've ever read! Although why does it say 'loan' in the last line? And does 'agreed not to disclose the amount was nine' mean we've paid £9? That would be cool. Must admit 'won the dong in the PL' made me chuckle. Good news though!
Ha! So he's got his nickname already 'Won the Dong' I wouldn't take any notice of the 'loan' thing, lost in translation and all that..
